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Old 08-02-2002, 11:43 AM
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A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door.

"Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her.

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

"No, come on in."

They sat down and shortly Mike said, "You know, Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could see just one."

Nora thought about this for a second, and thought about how badly they needed the money right now. She opened her robe and exposed one. Mike promptly thanked her and put $100 on the table.

They sat there a while longer, and Mike said, "They are so beautiful! I'd love to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together."

Nora thought about this for a moment, then opened her robe and gave Mike a nice big look. Mike thanked her and threw another $100 on the table. Then he said he couldn't wait any longer for Tony and left.

A while later, Tony arrived and Nora said, "You know, your weird friend Mike came over while you were gone."

Tony turned and said, "Good. Did he drop off the $200 he owed me?"

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Old 08-02-2002, 11:49 AM
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Heard it before, but still a good one.

And still a 3
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Old 08-02-2002, 12:01 PM
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Old 08-02-2002, 12:02 PM
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Boobbees!

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I like it !!!!!!
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Old one, but always funny !!!!!!!!!!
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