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POWERPLAY J 08-26-2013 07:42 PM

Didn't take them too many miles to realize it wasn't a Skater.

paintman 08-26-2013 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by Comanche3Six (Post 3983623)
Excuses...they are always entertaining.
Yah Honah, it was dark and I gots dah glaucoma along with dem cataracts, plus I left mah drivin glasses on da bar afta they flagged me. I was backing up my truck, dem backup lights wuzn't a workin'. I feels mah truck stop an I hears this snap klik noise (for a minit I was thinkin I wuz bein handcuffed). Soz I puts it in drive and she's a luggin, I figure itz a clogged cattylickedit convertahr, and I best head on home. I'm drivin along, smokin a blunt, an all deez folks are honkin at me an givin me thumbs up? Hellllll, I'm feelin right , so I honks back justa smilin an a wavin. I aint lookin in the rearview mirrah cause that been bustid off for munce. Along about now dat booze iz creepin up on me, so I pulls ovah to take care of my bizness. SAY JIM!!!!!! What da Heylllllll!!!!! I gets real scared an dropps it offin dat lot, along wit a note attached tellin what happind. Da note musta blowed off cause it was windy. And dats the truit,




wholllyy crapo ...efffing funny, I spat my bud all over when I read 'bustidd off for munce' :Score-101010:

AO31 08-26-2013 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by Comanche3Six (Post 3983623)
Excuses...they are always entertaining.
Yah Honah, it was dark and I gots dah glaucoma along with dem cataracts, plus I left mah drivin glasses on da bar afta they flagged me. I was backing up my truck, dem backup lights wuzn't a workin'. I feels mah truck stop an I hears this snap klik noise (for a minit I was thinkin I wuz bein handcuffed). Soz I puts it in drive and she's a luggin, I figure itz a clogged cattylickedit convertahr, and I best head on home. I'm drivin along, smokin a blunt, an all deez folks are honkin at me an givin me thumbs up? Hellllll, I'm feelin right , so I honks back justa smilin an a wavin. I aint lookin in the rearview mirrah cause that been bustid off for munce. Along about now dat booze iz creepin up on me, so I pulls ovah to take care of my bizness. SAY JIM!!!!!! What da Heylllllll!!!!! I gets real scared an dropps it offin dat lot, along wit a note attached tellin what happind. Da note musta blowed off cause it was windy. And dats the truit,

I meet this very same guy every time I've been to LOTO. Strange?

keegan 08-26-2013 08:14 PM

I would check/change all fluids in that thing...

TRL505 08-26-2013 08:23 PM

Dear Thief,

Please PM me...I would like to engage your services to remedy a lil ongoing problem I have w my boat.

Regards,

Eric

SS930 08-26-2013 08:29 PM

There's no way someone didn't see that big azz over-width thing rolling down the highway. It takes some serious balls to try to steal something that big and flashy!

hotjava66 08-26-2013 08:45 PM

Bet they dumped it when they started to sober up.........not such a good idea anymore lol

tbirdusa 08-26-2013 08:53 PM

Did they take the trailer too?

mptrimshop 08-26-2013 08:58 PM


Originally Posted by tbirdusa (Post 3983722)
Did they take the trailer too?

I would think so.... How would you steal it without it?

Comanche3Six 08-26-2013 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by mptrimshop (Post 3983728)
I would think so.... How would you steal it without it?

Depends on the alcohol level.


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