MTI Stolen from LOTO Sunday
08-26-2013, 07:42 PM
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Excuses...they are always entertaining.
Yah Honah, it was dark and I gots dah glaucoma along with dem cataracts, plus I left mah drivin glasses on da bar afta they flagged me. I was backing up my truck, dem backup lights wuzn't a workin'. I feels mah truck stop an I hears this snap klik noise (for a minit I was thinkin I wuz bein handcuffed). Soz I puts it in drive and she's a luggin, I figure itz a clogged cattylickedit convertahr, and I best head on home. I'm drivin along, smokin a blunt, an all deez folks are honkin at me an givin me thumbs up? Hellllll, I'm feelin right , so I honks back justa smilin an a wavin. I aint lookin in the rearview mirrah cause that been bustid off for munce. Along about now dat booze iz creepin up on me, so I pulls ovah to take care of my bizness. SAY JIM!!!!!! What da Heylllllll!!!!! I gets real scared an dropps it offin dat lot, along wit a note attached tellin what happind. Da note musta blowed off cause it was windy. And dats the truit,
Yah Honah, it was dark and I gots dah glaucoma along with dem cataracts, plus I left mah drivin glasses on da bar afta they flagged me. I was backing up my truck, dem backup lights wuzn't a workin'. I feels mah truck stop an I hears this snap klik noise (for a minit I was thinkin I wuz bein handcuffed). Soz I puts it in drive and she's a luggin, I figure itz a clogged cattylickedit convertahr, and I best head on home. I'm drivin along, smokin a blunt, an all deez folks are honkin at me an givin me thumbs up? Hellllll, I'm feelin right , so I honks back justa smilin an a wavin. I aint lookin in the rearview mirrah cause that been bustid off for munce. Along about now dat booze iz creepin up on me, so I pulls ovah to take care of my bizness. SAY JIM!!!!!! What da Heylllllll!!!!! I gets real scared an dropps it offin dat lot, along wit a note attached tellin what happind. Da note musta blowed off cause it was windy. And dats the truit,
wholllyy crapo ...efffing funny, I spat my bud all over when I read 'bustidd off for munce'
08-26-2013, 08:08 PM
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Excuses...they are always entertaining.
Yah Honah, it was dark and I gots dah glaucoma along with dem cataracts, plus I left mah drivin glasses on da bar afta they flagged me. I was backing up my truck, dem backup lights wuzn't a workin'. I feels mah truck stop an I hears this snap klik noise (for a minit I was thinkin I wuz bein handcuffed). Soz I puts it in drive and she's a luggin, I figure itz a clogged cattylickedit convertahr, and I best head on home. I'm drivin along, smokin a blunt, an all deez folks are honkin at me an givin me thumbs up? Hellllll, I'm feelin right , so I honks back justa smilin an a wavin. I aint lookin in the rearview mirrah cause that been bustid off for munce. Along about now dat booze iz creepin up on me, so I pulls ovah to take care of my bizness. SAY JIM!!!!!! What da Heylllllll!!!!! I gets real scared an dropps it offin dat lot, along wit a note attached tellin what happind. Da note musta blowed off cause it was windy. And dats the truit,
Yah Honah, it was dark and I gots dah glaucoma along with dem cataracts, plus I left mah drivin glasses on da bar afta they flagged me. I was backing up my truck, dem backup lights wuzn't a workin'. I feels mah truck stop an I hears this snap klik noise (for a minit I was thinkin I wuz bein handcuffed). Soz I puts it in drive and she's a luggin, I figure itz a clogged cattylickedit convertahr, and I best head on home. I'm drivin along, smokin a blunt, an all deez folks are honkin at me an givin me thumbs up? Hellllll, I'm feelin right , so I honks back justa smilin an a wavin. I aint lookin in the rearview mirrah cause that been bustid off for munce. Along about now dat booze iz creepin up on me, so I pulls ovah to take care of my bizness. SAY JIM!!!!!! What da Heylllllll!!!!! I gets real scared an dropps it offin dat lot, along wit a note attached tellin what happind. Da note musta blowed off cause it was windy. And dats the truit,
08-26-2013, 08:29 PM
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There's no way someone didn't see that big azz over-width thing rolling down the highway. It takes some serious balls to try to steal something that big and flashy!
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