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OCCJoe 10-18-2013 12:07 AM


Originally Posted by POWERPLAY J (Post 4012422)
Another one I get frequently... How much does it hold? 2-100gal tanks. Wow! How much to fill it up?... Sign says xxx per gallon, do the math.

The hybrid people with the Obummer sticker are the best. They just sit and leer at me the truck and boat. I actually had an older guy tell me how irresponsible I was for future generations. LOL!

If he was worried about future generations he shouldn't have an Obummer sticker .

Interceptor 10-18-2013 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by mainstreet (Post 4013418)
We have stayed at Elmwood a couple times, not a real fuzzy feeling staying there. Workers are nice, not much talk between the boaters.

At Elmwood everyone just stares, not much talk and a lot of boaters never leave their slip. I get a better vibe over at the Grand Traverse Yacht Club, at least they use their boats.
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mainstreet 10-18-2013 10:15 AM

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[ATTACH=CONFIG]510222[/ATTACH] We parked next to a Fountain in July, guy never showed his face all weekend. Some story about a wedding or something.LOL

mainstreet 10-18-2013 10:16 AM

I think that is Kevin in the back ground.

gofastlvr 10-18-2013 10:19 AM

Wow I bet that thing cost $100,000!!!!

Interceptor 10-18-2013 11:37 AM

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"We parked next to a Fountain in July, guy never showed his face all weekend. Some story about a wedding or something.LOL "

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Only Fountain around with downriggers

mosi 10-18-2013 12:37 PM

I have a CARLSON with it scrolled on the sides....
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Waterboy123 10-18-2013 01:24 PM

When I was younger with my last ski race boat, I got a lot of "is that yours?" Used to say "no someone just left it in my driveway one night" the next thing they'd say is why have two engines (it was a 21ft ski boat with twin 300x's on it) and I'd always say "2's more fun isn't it?"

pullmytrigger 10-18-2013 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by Waterboy123 (Post 4013737)
When I was younger with my last ski race boat, I got a lot of "is that yours?" Used to say "no someone just left it in my driveway one night" the next thing they'd say is why have two engines (it was a 21ft ski boat with twin 300x's on it) and I'd always say "2's more fun isn't it?"

Does anyone ever ask "Are those real???":drink::drink:

akaboatman 10-18-2013 08:16 PM

I'm going to buy your boat today. It's not for sale. Oh yes it is I have 20.000 An it's mine. LOL

mcprodesign 10-19-2013 01:06 AM

No Questions.. They just stop everything and stare. Probly cause i got fountain ;) But
one time I pulled my rig into a smaller sized truck stop at a little after 2 in the morning. It is a 38' motor home and a 38 fountian (*83 feet long total, headlights to outdrives ) it was really quiet and noone else was around in the store.
The only person working was a nice looking middleaged lady. She said to me from behind the counter " you really know how to rub it in don't cha? Then she smiled and asked me to take her with.. I said.. I already have enough skanks crashed out in the motor home but next time for sure:)

mcprodesign 10-19-2013 01:32 AM


Originally Posted by sommerfliesby (Post 4013103)
Early this season I had some straight-up ghetto rats pull up behind the AT...stereo bumpin', chrome-plated dubs on a beat-ass car, flat brims and saggy pants...that POLITELY ask if they could take pictures of my boat. They got out of the car and a couple of them posed by the transom and took pics...I just stayed out of the shots to complete the illusion that it was theirs. They thanked me and said have a good day. So not ALL people are stoooooopid....

I hate that. I had a skank that used to go with just me and my wife all weekend. Then on time I caught her possing her sh!t at the dock hangin on the boat like it was hers or something.. Like she was using this pic to pick up guys... Lost repect for her.. She hasn't been out w us since . Weird coincidence I guess

Speedracer29 01-04-2014 11:54 PM

When I had a Checkmate- "is that a Baja?" A.- I dunno, who gets a title with a stolen boat?
When I had the Power Play- "is that a Donzi?" A. See above

And from the unwashed passengers...
"What's naked feet mean?"
Or "why can't we drink/smoke/eat right now?" A.- you can... And you can watch us from the dock.


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