Top questions on the docks
10-15-2013, 09:51 PM
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These are all funny as hell and all sound familiar. I have gotten a few with lil bass boats wanting to race. They ask how fast, when i say only best of 68, they wanna run!!
I say, sure 1 condition.... we race in 3-4's!! That usually does the trick! Lol
I say, sure 1 condition.... we race in 3-4's!! That usually does the trick! Lol
10-16-2013, 09:00 AM
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Bad a guy pulling a Baja islander ahead of me at the ramp one day. Walks up to my boat and asked how big? Pointed to the 33 outlaw sticker he was staring at. He said wow that boats to big to run here. No it's not we run them here all the time. Him- yes it is. Me- no it's not. Him- I'm telling you it is. Me- ya your right sorry
10-16-2013, 09:07 AM
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1. How fast is it?
2. Oh my god, do you have lifejackets? To which I reply: absolutely. It will make it much easier to find the bodies if I crash.
3. Then they say they DID want a ride, but maybe not so much now.lol
4. Then I tell them my next boat will be much faster and they walk away shaking their heads.
2. Oh my god, do you have lifejackets? To which I reply: absolutely. It will make it much easier to find the bodies if I crash.
3. Then they say they DID want a ride, but maybe not so much now.lol
4. Then I tell them my next boat will be much faster and they walk away shaking their heads.
Last edited by SummerObsession; 10-16-2013 at 09:10 AM.
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10-16-2013, 11:04 AM
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Of late most questions are about buying the boat. Most often after the poker run on Lake Cumberland. One kid in a brand new Duramax crew cab ask the price, I tell him, he says I can by a brand new good boat for that price. Another guy same question tell him and he says something about finding one for 5000 in FLA he comes back to town a few months later with a salt crused Bayliner cabin cruser. Lots of others asking if I would take 10K for it give them a price and they argue with me as to why the price should be 10K.
A few ask why I dont take the boat out I tell them the waves arent big enough for me on these inland lakes.
A few ask why I dont take the boat out I tell them the waves arent big enough for me on these inland lakes.
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10-16-2013, 11:20 AM
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The best is when I pull up and use both pumps at same time. You know other people need to get gas too... I'm sorry I am putting in 100gal, and am here every weekend. Do you really think they give a **** about your 15gal fill up? Usually followed by a "your ans *******" then they drive off...
