ROYAL PAIN$ ..... it was named liquid asset when i got it but changed the name because since the first time i used it , it has been a royal pain in my a** and nearly broke me .... still love it though

My nephews boat was called "MENACE...to sobriety"

My favorite:

Freshly Blown - New blower motor when I got It and yeah that too.. lol
Just Finish It - come on guys this one is easy
Never Satisfied - always want more.

Friend just named his new one WIDE OPEN - Climax ,MI

i named my scarab "FAST TALKER" me and my father are both auctioneers and he named his 60 foot trawler fast talker. he passed away with cancer in march and it was only right to name my boat the same, i probably wouldnt even be into boats if not for him. RIP popps i miss u! that was harder then i thought. the coolest i have seen was a bad ass custom cig the name was "I AINT SELLIN IT"

"You're the most irresponsible person I know!"

"Someone had to be..."

One of my favorite lines.

1972 19' Allmand, Super Nova (mark IV 496 stroker / roller motor) = Time Warp
1959 18' Biesemeyer 4pt hydro dragboat = Momzy
1986 16' PolarKraft Jon Boat = Green Pearl
Really cant put a name on the 1967 Nova 24 Race Boat being it's the 1967 Nova 24 Race Boat.

I've always liked "ulterior motives"

A friend of named his Hockey Hiatus and the guy in the slip next to him named his First Mate...........Then Leave. I did see one this summer in small letters it said Still Spending in big letters it said Their Inheritance thought it was funny

There was a nice OL around me named "I know" always loved the name for whatever reason.