Darn, now where do I look for a Jesus believing ex-drinker with a Fountain that brings skanks along and has insurance ?

Not my cousin,mine are old,beat up,and losers that try to borrow money,cars,or tools.

Stop it !

Just a quick note on Soraya and Wozencraft. After upgrading my boat from an older 28 to a 39 cat , I called and let them know I actually bought the new boat that they quoted me on recently. This was on a friday afternoon and I wanted to be on the lake with my new toy that weekend , long story short these guys worked their tails off to get me covered for my first trip out ( because There was no way I was leaving the trailer without insurance). If you have a situation whwere you are having trouble getting coverage give these guys a call they will do everything in their power to earn you business!

That's absurd,,,,, all you have to do is be careful !!!!

I thought about that, But then I heard there was a guy on a fountain from san diego on our lake who had no insurance and jesus as his co-pilot!! also heard a rumor that skanks were paying his way. I can deal with one of those situations.... but stack all three together and Im calling my insurance agent!

Her in SD the are the girls are called Hotties. And that is because they have class and are not skanks.. Skank is a midwest term and they tend to be hores for just the boat. That may exist here somewhere, but not in my world. Jesus is the son of my Best friend and does not ride in my boat with me. Last trip, 3 Girls . ( my friends ) did help out by paying
$220.00 for fuel. There is still about 120 gallons of fuel in the boat .. So get your facts strait before attacing me with some judemental sh!t. Yeah I said I can't boat without the Girls paying for fuel, but noboady pay's my focking way

:rolleyes:Ummmm,,,,, its Whores,,,,,, not hores

Jeezus take da weel. Take it frum my hand. Keep me and my hores safe from other boats, rocks, and sand. Jeezus take da weeel cause I got boat hore cash to put in my gas tank so I can be the man. Jeezus take the weeelll......

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Our Boat in ocean,
Fountain be your name.
Your engines start,
I heard a fart,
from the boat, as it gets on plane.
Fill us this day our tank of gas,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also thank our hores.
And lead us not into another boat,
but deliver us from insurance.
Amen :drink: :drink: :drink: