Wear a tether!
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1McozyZesJg

Funny but true, wear your tether.

Well, Romeo did manage to get her hot , bothered and wet...

and made the one on the para sale **** herself lol..

That's why I love the bay. You are never that far from land. lol

very funny
? where would he put the tether
on his Dick togs

he looked like he would rather be packing fudge, lol

Funnier than chit................................ and not so funny................................,chit like that does happen.

Yep!........My buddy sold a small center console to a guy that never re-registered it in his name. Cops show up one day asking about his boat/his dog. Dave says, I don't have a boat and I don't have a dog. "Well sir we found a boat beached on shore with a dog aboard and the boat was registered to you...... Story goes the buyer was taking a leak, got knocked overboard and the boat made it to shore without him. He swam in and just went home which is why the cops were at my buddy's house!

Buyer a few years later was trying to ignite some dud M80's (they didn't light the first time around) so he put them in a pile and lit it up........nothing happened so he decided to kick them while wearing flip flops..........yeah bad timing cost him 4 toes (only the pinky toe remains)............Some guys aren't bright their whole life! :D

funny chit happens..... my friend and his dad were out in his 24ft blow-boat dragging their dingy after spearing lobster and hogfish all day in freeport bahamas. this fella from new york was up in the parasail that had a metal seat arrangement hung under the sail. the parasail boat was clipping along and made a wide turn away from the wind. the driver was not paying much attention and saw my friend heading down the cut to go into lucaya, he powered down a bit , went to go around him and the wire grabbed my friends mast. he powered up and pulled the blow-boat over dumping my buddy and his dad in the drink. the guy in the seat came down like a rock and hit the water. my friend was a dive instructor and made sure his dad was ok and at the dingy. he got the new yorker all untwisted and out of the chair. the parasail driver was a mess. could have been a disaster and almost was. funniest thing was his dad telling the story and proud as heck they had the lobster and hogfish in the dingy so all was not lost. stays and rigging were happily replaced by the parasail dude. he looked a lot like the guy in the video. sold the boat and bought a mako.
funny funny