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abones 12-14-2013 08:16 AM

Bummed Out (Once again)
 
Darn it! Really wanted to report to everyone this morning that I won the Mega Millions lottery BUT I didn't.

So If I ever do win I would start my own insurance company and offer great coverage to all high performance boaters for a reasonable rate (break even for the Company, no profit)

What would you do for OSO members I you win?

noli 12-14-2013 08:24 AM

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I'd subsidize a lower cost 100MPH performance outboard cats to those who want cats. And subsidize lower cost Center console deep-Vs

both models utilizing outboards to keep costs down

provide paid performance training classes from Tres Martin

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Audiofn 12-14-2013 08:32 AM

Hookers and beer!

1 MAIDEN AMERICA 12-14-2013 08:37 AM


Originally Posted by Audiofn (Post 4041525)
Hookers and bear!

I don't want to know what you're going to do with the bear.

jvthundercat 12-14-2013 08:43 AM

I would buy all kinds of parts, store them for years, and then sell them at a loss.

Wait, I already do that! lol

HEDGEHOGER 12-14-2013 08:46 AM

I would buy every boat in the oso classifieds and have them delivered to what ever tropical island country I ended up buying

innerrage 12-14-2013 08:48 AM

own my own medical marijuana dispencery and grow faucility and give free samples to o.s.o. members

Audiofn 12-14-2013 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by 1 MAIDEN AMERICA (Post 4041526)
I don't want to know what you're going to do with the bear.

That is my fingers going one way and my mind going the other.... :D

KRAUSMOTORSPORTS 12-14-2013 03:00 PM

I'd start manufacturing IMP's and pay for research to Bring Don Aronow and Mickey Thompson back from the dead! Oh and Paul Walker.

mike tkach 12-14-2013 03:00 PM

id throw a huge azz party for all oso members,food, booz,skanks dancin around half naked bull chitten about boat stuff.then i would go boating in my new 388 skater with 1350s.o chit,i didnt win either!

Jupiter Sunsation 12-14-2013 03:12 PM

Nobody won but 12 people got 5 numbers (pays 1mm minimum, 2mm if you bought the multiplier)......Those 12 are millionaires (before taxes) but some part of them must be pissed that they didn't get the last number (1-15 mega number)

If it stays at 550 (which I suspect will rise to 600+ before Tuesday night) you would get about 178mm net (minus any state taxes if you live in a state income tax state).

You could spend/give away 28mm and still have 150mm left (at 4.5% ROR, 6mm a year forever, never touching the principle)........6mm is almost $16,500 a day for the rest of your life!

For those of you looking for a ridiculous home with a pool big enough to put several boats in, I recommend this Atlanta mansion:

54,000 sq ft with a dining room that seats 100, a home theatre that seats 135 and 2 bowling alleys on 105 acres with a 4K sq ft guest house and a 350,000 gallon pool.....the bank had a 14mm loan on it, the house was supposedly built for over 20mm new and the asking price is down to 6.8mm..... The address gives away who the former owner was! :D oops the realtor changed it back to the state road (address was 794 Evander Holyfield Hwy)

http://www.realtor.com/realestateand...99-63508?row=1

http://findcowetafayettehomes.agentx...r/branded.html
home tour

Wobble 12-14-2013 07:54 PM

I'd buy an island in the Caribbean, maybe from Branson and then spend my time trying to break US offshore records once or twice a year. Should not be too hard with that kind of budget :drink:

Almost forgot, I'd pay Jay to follow me around and record my conquests.

Sound a little familiar? LOL

lightning jet 01-06-2014 07:16 PM

I'd keep the heat on at the shop all winter even weekends lol

12meter joe 01-06-2014 07:28 PM

Eat so much pizza


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