Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up, & Hang On

I got a bunch, I'm sure plenty have been mentioned;
If it fcuks, flys, or floats, don't buy, rent it!
A$$, grass or gas, nobody rides free
Offshore guys like it rough
On throttle base an arrow with full throttle saying "on" and idle saying "off'"
If its too fast, too loud, or too rough, your too old!

Ship Happens

Wasted cash......

oars aboard..
sucking gas & haulin a$$

Sotally Tober