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gofastlvr 02-06-2014 11:28 AM

I love Craigslist!
 
http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/bod/4302325110.html

Now I can't get that dang song out of my head!

TBAG 02-06-2014 11:38 AM

Haha, I saw that the other day.

spazboz 02-06-2014 04:29 PM

Any pics of the Nurse?

Lee 02-06-2014 04:56 PM

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Nate5.0 02-06-2014 05:21 PM

Built up motor.. Never ran it......sure

Speedracer29 02-06-2014 06:40 PM

Mine for 27000 pictures of dead presidents, huh? They should have been more specific. I think I'll have a legitimate legal claim to the boat after I show up with 27000 photos of Abraham Lincoln cast in copper.

MissBehavin777 02-06-2014 07:41 PM

What you telling me you guys don't port and polish your heads and match port your intakes for reliability... :whistle:

Young Performance 02-06-2014 08:10 PM


Originally Posted by MissBehavin777 (Post 4070420)
What you telling me you guys don't port and polish your heads and match port your intakes for reliability... :whistle:

Well of course we do.....that a well known fact that any engine builder should know :)

speicher lane 02-06-2014 09:13 PM

Why is sarcastic humor so intriguing to follow???

doc_texoma 02-06-2014 11:33 PM

what is the gauge sitting on top of the motor all about?

(im not an engine techie type guy.. sorry for the newb question..)

MissBehavin777 02-07-2014 12:02 AM

Newbie question... That's a fuel pressure gauge... Please never touch anything on or around your motors... :angry-smiley-038:

CrownHawg 02-07-2014 08:31 AM

Really? So I guess you know EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING? Not everyone was born with a dipstick in their mouth.. It could have been the dynamic infarculator guage!!

Speedracer29 02-07-2014 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by CrownHawg (Post 4070629)
Really? So I guess you know EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING? Not everyone was born with a dipstick in their mouth.. It could have been the dynamic infarculator guage!!

Crap, I need that gauge!!! It is important to know when one's heart/motor is about to become spontaneously necrotic and fail.
Is that available from Livorsi or Autometer?!

OLD MAN 02-07-2014 10:04 AM

Ben Franklin was never President!

Wobble 02-07-2014 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by doc_texoma (Post 4070521)
what is the gauge sitting on top of the motor all about?

(im not an engine techie type guy.. sorry for the newb question..)

It is clearly a Bullchit meter, appears to have gone all the way around and hit the zero pin...

gofastlvr 02-07-2014 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by old man (Post 4070664)
ben franklin was never president!

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

spazboz 02-08-2014 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee (Post 4070337)
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"You just had to turn this into a gay joke, didn't you Focker?" Lmao

OLD MAN 02-08-2014 07:06 PM

Neither was Alexander Hamilton for that matter. So be careful what you ask for!

dockrocker 02-09-2014 12:21 AM

Just for posterity's sake, here is the ad:


Bad boy, Bad boy watcha going-a do when they come for you. They'll never catch you!!!! Not in this 24' Velocity BAD BOY 502 and the best part. . .it was owned by a mid 40's nurse who never ran it over 50 mph and that's the truth. This custom built 502 has ported and polished heads, high rise intake with matched ports, built for reliability but still deliver lots of power, Bravo 1 outdrive with Speed Master lower unit and it is going to top out over 70 mph. This beautiful monster comes complete with flip down bolster seats, 2' swim platform, ship to shore radio, stereo system, nice cuddy with 2 port holes, Biminis top, cockpit cover and more BAD BOY stuff. It's all sitting on an aluminum tandem axle trailer with custom mag wheels. Poker Run is coming so run with it in this incredible, pristine, super well cared for Velocity. It's your for twenty seven thousand pictures of dead presidents. Call Winner's Marine 606 561 3474. Winner's Marine. 1438 W. Hwy 90. Bronston, KY 42518. <>< Thank you.


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