Want to piss of the ditcheads
 

I was thinking to put these on my stbd hull side.....like an old fighter jet....

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i personally like option # 2.

In my world I wish there was one with a pontoon boat

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I pick # 2 we do not have any #1 in Tn and #3 I can deal with.

The blow boaters here are so self righteous and uninformed. Sick of those tools under power thinking they are exempt from the rules of the road. Never seen the first one give way.

As far as manatees......hell ......it's the other white meat!

I realise that you are being facetious and I get it. Fact of it is that many of us learned our love of the water and the things that live in it on sailboats.

I was sailing and (somewhat) understanding tides and winds long before I could afford a Powerboat.

Jetskis? who hasn't had a bad experience. Peeps that live on the water normally own a couple, I know I do as do many of the people I know.

I also have a Eliminator Daytona JetBoat which I race every year. Yes it's an inefficient method of propulsion, but I guarantee that it will raise your pulse

Offshore performance boats are cool, but they are not the only cool by a long way..

I really try to "live and let live" when it comes to people that love being on the water.

I had a buddy years ago that had the PWC and Sailboat ones made up and had his windshield of his fountain lined with them on the driver's side. You'd be surprised how the PWC's wouldn't come near him! haha!
Another buddy had "PWC Parking" under the tunnel of his Eliminator.
And yet another buddy had a rather large one on each side of his windshield with a rather "hefty" girl with the circle and line thru it.

We have all mellowed over the years and most of those boats and powerboat angst are gone!

Got to have " Lake Lice Parking " . :angry-smiley-038:

Of course, facetious. Still can't stand the pompous azzez hangin sheets round here, and the skis suck with tourist dummies on em....

My Dad's Scarab Viper had several of the JetSki ones on the side of the fairing. It always got a chuckle out of people.