The lake is 90+ miles long..

Osage Beach in my opinion. I bought there and haven't regretted it.

Doc Jansen, Bob Bull, and Dave Scott have places at LOTO and they could fly anywhere to go boating. I think that sums it up.

Because Jim Darr is there! The number of people looking to whip his a$$ is what makes the lake so popular. Last weekend I saw a station wagon load of Nuns there looking for him. Apparently he ripped them off too! Well he didn't exactly rip them off. He wrote a check as a donation but forgot to sign it. Then he wrote another one & mailed it but he wasn't sure he actually wanted to donate so he left instruction for one of the sisters to call him before they deposited the check. You know so he could transfer the funds to cover the check.

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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!

It is a city on the water! You will see some of the biggest, baddest boats in the nation there. Where else can you play golf, fish, blast 100 mph to lunch, shop, and
cruise to dinner in the evening to listen to your favorite lake band all in one day!! Go once and youll be hooked for life!!!

I love how Nort calls it a $hithole.....I used to think the whole SCOPE thing sounded really cool...I thought it meant Southern Cali Offshore Boat Enthusiasts....then I found out it was Elite...what a bunch of dorks.

People bad mouth things they are afraid of, it's easier than facing facts.

I'm waitin on Jim ^ to get a place there so I can come check it out. If he answers the damn phone!!!! Hahaha

Sounds like he has enough enemies that if he did actually buy a house there it wouldn't last more than 5 min before someone blew his boat up and burned his house down

Hey, make sure you guys get the "correct jim" lets call him Darr, not Jim, he's giving us Jim's a bad name....................lol


or Darrama ....Darr + drama = Darrama