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turbofox54 02-24-2015 04:13 PM

Been for sale for over a year
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/boa/4881198249.html

CDShack 02-24-2015 04:27 PM

Actually sounds like the parts are worth way more than the asking price!

Wildman_grafix 02-24-2015 04:30 PM

I like, yes I'll sell the trailer for $5000 and you get a free boat with it:
LOL

sommerfliesby 02-24-2015 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by turbofox54 (Post 4270040)

Its a sure sign of spring when I look at that thing and start looking around the shop for my buffing wheel right away.

Movie muscle 02-25-2015 01:19 AM

You just have to love some peoples damage " ALL READY TO RUN"

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/4894925663.html

dockrocker 02-25-2015 05:48 AM


Originally Posted by Movie muscle (Post 4270285)
You just have to love some peoples damage " ALL READY TO RUN"

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/4894925663.html

I think the guy added a zero on that price. Strike that, he added *two* zeros! What a bunch of garbage....

Quick2500 02-25-2015 08:40 AM


Originally Posted by dockrocker (Post 4270306)
I think the guy added a zero on that price. Strike that, he added *two* zeros! What a bunch of garbage....

LoL.... For Sale: Rotten wood and scrap metal. Ready to run, your bank account dry, that is.

Jupiter Sunsation 02-25-2015 08:49 AM


Originally Posted by Movie muscle (Post 4270285)
You just have to love some peoples damage " ALL READY TO RUN"

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/4894925663.html


I can't believe no one noticed LipShip's phone number in the 2nd to last pic! Guy is selling a 1989, in the pic it shows a 1992 with LipShip's number on top of it.

Wildman_grafix 02-25-2015 08:53 AM

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TWIN 460 FORDS PRO BUILD,

Must have been the "Pro" caption of a CC.

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Jupiter Sunsation 02-25-2015 08:55 AM


Originally Posted by Wildman_grafix (Post 4270050)
I like, yes I'll sell the trailer for $5000 and you get a free boat with it:
LOL

and no I won't take $4500!

I wish I had more time, I really think there is TV show potential with some of these ads.......think "Punk'D" meets American Pickers! Bring along a character like Chip Foose/Gas Monkey guys/ "The Count" guy from Vegas and get the hype going like their Craigslist Junk is going to be rehabbed for the show and sold at Barrett Jackson. Suddenly guys with junk asking $5000 will be getting greedy thinking it should be $50,000 and the punch line will be them being stuck with that junk forever! :D

turbofox54 02-25-2015 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by Jupiter Sunsation (Post 4270389)
and no I won't take $4500!

I wish I had more time, I really think there is TV show potential with some of these ads.......think "Punk'D" meets American Pickers! Bring along a character like Chip Foose/Gas Monkey guys/ "The Count" guy from Vegas and get the hype going like their Craigslist Junk is going to be rehabbed for the show and sold at Barrett Jackson. Suddenly guys with junk asking $5000 will be getting greedy thinking it should be $50,000 and the punch line will be them being stuck with that junk forever! :D

He started at 12000 over a year ago.....I've seen it in person....shame it's just sitting there open to the elements.

dodgezilla04 02-25-2015 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by Movie muscle (Post 4270285)
You just have to love some peoples damage " ALL READY TO RUN"

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/4894925663.html



he forgot to type, he's ready to run

TooLateVTEC 02-27-2015 08:21 AM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/4906350983.html

LOL

http://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_3...NG_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00X0X_1...aW_600x450.jpg

pullmytrigger 02-27-2015 10:34 AM

The Lambo doors are dumb and the interior colors are kind of gay but other than that everything on that car is top shelf and he is right It would be a great open road race/Texas mile type car. That car would fly if you have the stones to keep your foot in it.

phragle 02-27-2015 10:37 AM

Does that car talk and have a red whoosh whoosh light on the front?? The Hoff wants his car back........

Brandonb_05 02-27-2015 12:21 PM

Does it have NOS ??????

phragle 02-27-2015 12:31 PM

http://www.jamesreed.org/wp-content/...nightrider.jpg

Brandonb_05 02-27-2015 09:48 PM

http://newhaven.craigslist.org/bpo/4892833170.html

sutphen 30 02-27-2015 10:16 PM


Originally Posted by Brandonb_05 (Post 4271827)

those can't go here,,we're looking for piles of junk and diamonds that are really really rough.:D

Brandonb_05 02-27-2015 10:22 PM

Just trying to mix it up a bit! Who knows they might have been maintained with an open check book. You never know.:D

Brandonb_05 02-27-2015 10:24 PM

For some reason the link I posted doesn't go to the Craigslist add. Did it work for you?

sutphen 30 02-27-2015 11:48 PM


Originally Posted by Brandonb_05 (Post 4271834)
For some reason the link I posted doesn't go to the Craigslist add. Did it work for you?

sure did.

TooLateVTEC 02-28-2015 05:30 PM

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/cto/4902865740.html

http://images.craigslist.org/00m0m_B...kI_600x450.jpg

Good day my fellow hooligans. For sale is a mobile baby making station. This lady of the night has seen it all, and still runs like a top. She's long and smooth, just what the females are looking for. This iron lady has the fire breathing dragon that some pencilneck at Ford decided to call the Triton 4.6 liter V8. Will she do a burnout!? Does a the pope wear a funny hat? You're dang right she will son! Its got enough power to jump the Grand Canyon in 3rd gear, oh and its got air ride so when you come back down to terraferma you won't even spill your scotch. But what are we really talking about here? We're talking about luxury. You pull up to the scene in this 26 foot tube of sex appeal and the ladies know there's a new sheriff in town. She's got room for 6 on the back seats, from there it depends upon how you want to stack the dirty dames as to the actual capacity. This here hot rod is up to any task you got for it, from a night on the town to shuffling illegals over the boarder, the Lincoln is up to the challenge. And that there roof rack, she'll hold 4, count em 4 dirtbikes. So if the boarder patrol catches you, which let's face it is unlikely, you just roll them mudscooters down and ditch em in the forest, don't worry about the car, she's a survivor, she'll find her own way out. So if you're a mamby pamby and say "Well gosh Phill, she's got a lot of miles" I'll tell you the same thing I'll tell my opponent in my upcoming presidential run, SHUT UP. She's not high mileage, she's highly experienced. She's that silver haired cougar that is going to teach you what you need to know. "But Phill it's got rust spots and bondo" SHUT UP. She's got character, a pile of it. This hear steel was forged in the fires of Mt. St. Helans and hammered together by AMERICANS is Detroit. When you buy a new car made in Mexico you fund terrorism. Probably. So if you decide you're man enough to embrace this fine automobile then you c'mon up to Royalston and bring 1000 US dollars and you got yourself a deal.

Phill out.

Speedracer29 02-28-2015 06:17 PM

That ad is amazing....I'm having a hard time not calling.

Dave M 03-01-2015 08:18 AM

That's good stuff there! I just wish the add had more pictures.

Jupiter Sunsation 03-01-2015 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by TooLateVTEC (Post 4272103)
http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/cto/4902865740.html

http://images.craigslist.org/00m0m_B...kI_600x450.jpg

Good day my fellow hooligans. For sale is a mobile baby making station. This lady of the night has seen it all, and still runs like a top. She's long and smooth, just what the females are looking for. This iron lady has the fire breathing dragon that some pencilneck at Ford decided to call the Triton 4.6 liter V8. Will she do a burnout!? Does a the pope wear a funny hat? You're dang right she will son! Its got enough power to jump the Grand Canyon in 3rd gear, oh and its got air ride so when you come back down to terraferma you won't even spill your scotch. But what are we really talking about here? We're talking about luxury. You pull up to the scene in this 26 foot tube of sex appeal and the ladies know there's a new sheriff in town. She's got room for 6 on the back seats, from there it depends upon how you want to stack the dirty dames as to the actual capacity. This here hot rod is up to any task you got for it, from a night on the town to shuffling illegals over the boarder, the Lincoln is up to the challenge. And that there roof rack, she'll hold 4, count em 4 dirtbikes. So if the boarder patrol catches you, which let's face it is unlikely, you just roll them mudscooters down and ditch em in the forest, don't worry about the car, she's a survivor, she'll find her own way out. So if you're a mamby pamby and say "Well gosh Phill, she's got a lot of miles" I'll tell you the same thing I'll tell my opponent in my upcoming presidential run, SHUT UP. She's not high mileage, she's highly experienced. She's that silver haired cougar that is going to teach you what you need to know. "But Phill it's got rust spots and bondo" SHUT UP. She's got character, a pile of it. This hear steel was forged in the fires of Mt. St. Helans and hammered together by AMERICANS is Detroit. When you buy a new car made in Mexico you fund terrorism. Probably. So if you decide you're man enough to embrace this fine automobile then you c'mon up to Royalston and bring 1000 US dollars and you got yourself a deal.

Phill out.


That is a great ad!

BTW there is a sistership to this limo riding around S. FL. Picture no roof, tubbed out rear end and a huge blower hanging out of the engine bay (no hood of course). Guy drives it while wearing a Capt hat....."pimpin ain't easy!"........Car has to be a mess with no roof, it rains a lot down here!

pullmytrigger 03-02-2015 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4271589)

So I guess you'd feel even stupider when you get your azz handed to you by that car!!

masi242 03-02-2015 05:12 PM

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Anybody have info on this gem, snow inside is free!!

TooLateVTEC 03-02-2015 08:51 PM

^ Does it atleast come with a snow shovel?

Knot 4 Me 03-03-2015 10:49 AM

Not Craigslist but worth the view...

http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/31480

Fischan 03-03-2015 12:28 PM

I've seen the cougar in person, yes it smells every bit the way you think it does! It's a pile...

Quick2500 03-03-2015 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by Knot 4 Me (Post 4273265)
Not Craigslist but worth the view...

http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/31480

I've seen that one before. Someone should make a cash offer contingent on it even free-revving to 5800, LoL.

TylerBurich 03-03-2015 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by Quick2500 (Post 4273301)
I've seen that one before. Someone should make a cash offer contingent on it even free-revving to 5800, LoL.

Hey, you never know....he does have 4 exhaust tips lol !

TooLateVTEC 03-06-2015 01:00 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/4893300418.html

http://images.craigslist.org/00u0u_5...sq_600x450.jpg

Black/Black leather 72" Stretch Limo 2 32" TV's, DVD, Bar, Refrigerator, Microwave, Satellite Dish. Truck is very clean 4wd, Duramax Diesel engine with Allison Transmission. Low miles only 63000. contact me here or via cell phone Two Five Two - Two Five Nine - Two Five Zero Nine.

Thanks,

Luke

LMAO, someone get Sydwayz in here

Knot 4 Me 03-06-2015 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by TooLateVTEC (Post 4274824)
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/4893300418.html

http://images.craigslist.org/00u0u_5...sq_600x450.jpg

Black/Black leather 72" Stretch Limo 2 32" TV's, DVD, Bar, Refrigerator, Microwave, Satellite Dish. Truck is very clean 4wd, Duramax Diesel engine with Allison Transmission. Low miles only 63000. contact me here or via cell phone Two Five Two - Two Five Nine - Two Five Zero Nine.

Thanks,

Luke

LMAO, someone get Sydwayz in here

Bed's not long enough for Sydwayz!

needavdub 03-06-2015 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by TooLateVTEC (Post 4274824)
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/4893300418.html

http://images.craigslist.org/00u0u_5...sq_600x450.jpg

Black/Black leather 72" Stretch Limo 2 32" TV's, DVD, Bar, Refrigerator, Microwave, Satellite Dish. Truck is very clean 4wd, Duramax Diesel engine with Allison Transmission. Low miles only 63000. contact me here or via cell phone Two Five Two - Two Five Nine - Two Five Zero Nine.

Thanks,

Luke

LMAO, someone get Sydwayz in here


Wholesale price on a stock 2004 Silverado 3500HD Duramax Crew 4x4 with those miles is about 24-27k, so if you think about it you're saving almost $10,000 and getting a free extra 72 inches of truck. Now that's value!!!

phragle 03-06-2015 06:54 PM


Originally Posted by needavdub (Post 4274873)
Wholesale price on a stock 2004 Silverado 3500HD Duramax Crew 4x4 with those miles is about 24-27k, so if you think about it you're saving almost $10,000 and getting a free extra 72 inches of truck. Now that's value!!!

So that would make it the large economy size? :party-smiley-004:

olredalert 03-06-2015 08:13 PM

----You are kidding me on the fender skirts,,,,,,,right???? Right?.......Bill S

Dave M 03-06-2015 09:32 PM

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/boa/4917753691.html

Movie muscle 03-07-2015 12:58 AM

One even has a title! http://sarasota.craigslist.org/boa/4912663158.html


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