So its not a boat but...

http://toledo.craigslist.org/msg/5831929989.html

DO NOT BUY THIS. It Is Cursed !!! It Was Built By The Devil . Then Given To A Guy That Took it With Him On The Titanic. It Is In fact the real reason the Ship Went Down. It went from there through history to End Up In Adolf Hitlers collection.. He Used it to Slaughter Millions of hamsters And Gofers to feed his troops In WWII.After that It traveled to be owned by Saddam Hussein. He Used it When He Toured With Megadeath And Ozzy back in The 1990's. I Understand that Ozzy Said Saddam tortured innocent Guinea Pigs and Honey Badgers With It As he Played. Soon it Then came to be Owned By Bill Clinton Who Used It As A sex Toy When Him,Hillary, Monica And Don King Would All get Together. And Now Currently Donald trump Wants to buy it And has Offered The Seller the Deed to the State Of Ohio For It When He wins The Election.

Just check out this paint job !

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/5818136057.html

https://images.craigslist.org/00F0F_...gl_600x450.jpg

https://images.craigslist.org/00I0I_...wn_600x450.jpg

Someone should call the guy up and tell him to stop polluting the gene pool.

That would make a nice clown car!!!!

Can't believe the guy wasted 2 dozen cans of spray paint on that Cutlass! Paint is worth more than the car.....

Obviously an "undecided" voter

Possibly belongs to a confused smurf.

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/5825677159.html
The Skittles Magnum sedan with the unicorn in the cabin. Take it as is down to Key West. You will be in the IN crowd. Or the crowd will be into you. :)

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/5834343371.html
Outboard Formula 336

1972 magnum marine sedan 27ft. 4in, 94 in beam. Motor is punched and shaved with marine cams and marine headers duel 350/350 HP V8s duel feed holleys on Elderbrock high rise, runs good. 280 Volvo Penta outdrives, bronze props, duel 50 gallon tanks duel axle trailer. Interior is in great shape. all lights work. ask for Joe

Elderbrock? Duel as in gunfight or dual as in a pair?

Whenever someone starts rattling off a internal parts list of a motor I think of this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3LxQJ6xvyA