This guys' in the running for the 2021 craigslist gold award of the year

wonder if thats dirt devil? ol scotty rutherford.. he sells crap like this all the time.. mostly stolen too.

Doubt it he lives over on this side now, Melbourne area. Has a shop there.

https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa...368875430.html

1978 cigarette 35 mistress flatdeck barnfind hull no engines! no drives! Comes w trs gimbals beautiful teak wood interior original gelcoat solid floor !! Boat is from New York been Storage 20+ yrs Easy build clean title no trailer !!

10K and it shows New Hampshire registration numbers, but hey that's near NY! Mistress was named My Way.............I'd rename it No Way!

Just curious if anything good has ever come out of, or happened in Hialeah, Fl. As a newbie to Florida and having dealt with a few business there and visited today for the first time, I can confirm this place is an absolute sh!t hole and probably populated by crooks. What a dump of a boat and dump of a place.

https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/bod...374396084.html


https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...c5a079230c.jpg

Hmmm, stored outside open to the weather. What could possibly go wrong? Sad.

Saw this posted on social media, looks legit but even if it’s not, I got a smile out of it…….


https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...767fce2ec.jpeg

Ha!

I get my wife to send me a text message w/the approval🤓

A few yrs back she came home from work to see a new/used 21’ Checkmate in the driveway.

She says, “wow, gorgeous boat, who’s is that?”

Me,
”it’s ours”.

Her, “no it’s not”.

Me,
”yes it is”.

Her,
”no it’s not”.

Me,
”yes it is”.

Her,
”no it’s not”.

Me,
”you said I could”.

Her,
”No I didn’t”

Me,
”yes you did”.

Her,
”no I didn’t”.

Me,
”yes you did.
Here, look”.

And I handed her my phone (had been waiting on her) showing a text from her that said,
“you can buy the Checkmate”.

Her, after reading my text she shouted,
”DAMNIT”!
And walked in the house 🤓

Yes there was alcohol involved and it only worked once.