So its not a boat but...

http://toledo.craigslist.org/msg/5831929989.html

DO NOT BUY THIS. It Is Cursed !!! It Was Built By The Devil . Then Given To A Guy That Took it With Him On The Titanic. It Is In fact the real reason the Ship Went Down. It went from there through history to End Up In Adolf Hitlers collection.. He Used it to Slaughter Millions of hamsters And Gofers to feed his troops In WWII.After that It traveled to be owned by Saddam Hussein. He Used it When He Toured With Megadeath And Ozzy back in The 1990's. I Understand that Ozzy Said Saddam tortured innocent Guinea Pigs and Honey Badgers With It As he Played. Soon it Then came to be Owned By Bill Clinton Who Used It As A sex Toy When Him,Hillary, Monica And Don King Would All get Together. And Now Currently Donald trump Wants to buy it And has Offered The Seller the Deed to the State Of Ohio For It When He wins The Election.

Just check out this paint job !

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/5818136057.html

https://images.craigslist.org/00F0F_...gl_600x450.jpg

https://images.craigslist.org/00I0I_...wn_600x450.jpg

Someone should call the guy up and tell him to stop polluting the gene pool.

That would make a nice clown car!!!!

Can't believe the guy wasted 2 dozen cans of spray paint on that Cutlass! Paint is worth more than the car.....

Obviously an "undecided" voter

Possibly belongs to a confused smurf.

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/5825677159.html
The Skittles Magnum sedan with the unicorn in the cabin. Take it as is down to Key West. You will be in the IN crowd. Or the crowd will be into you. :)

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/5834343371.html
Outboard Formula 336

1972 magnum marine sedan 27ft. 4in, 94 in beam. Motor is punched and shaved with marine cams and marine headers duel 350/350 HP V8s duel feed holleys on Elderbrock high rise, runs good. 280 Volvo Penta outdrives, bronze props, duel 50 gallon tanks duel axle trailer. Interior is in great shape. all lights work. ask for Joe

Elderbrock? Duel as in gunfight or dual as in a pair?

Whenever someone starts rattling off a internal parts list of a motor I think of this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3LxQJ6xvyA

This boat is completely rebuilt new , new seats, new upholstery, custom dash new, electricity is completely redone new, refrigerator, bathroom, the interior of the cabin is all original in excellent condition, this boat had inboards and I reinforce transom and I had the aluminum bracket for motors costom made to fit perfectly. 225 murcury Optimax 2005 , trailer is a 3 axle 8 lugs with hydraulic brakes

Electricity is redone new?

Pair of Murcury's huh? So with a whopping 450 HP that thing must really fly!

Not exactly a boat, but some of you could use a nice dock box. Just needs a floor.
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/bpo/5892244730.html

Was looking at manifolds on eBay and ran across this description ...

comes as pictured, no return on this item! make sure it is what you need.............










The new return policy is there is none! do to the recent surge in scammer/thieves. I personally knew this was going to happen! you can say whatever broken/not as described, missing parts and I am then responsible for shipping back to me and full refund! even though you just sent me a box of rocks. I cannot as a small business owner afford these hits in the pocket, 9 years on eBay 100% positive feedback! only 8 negative feedbacks in 9 years all from thieves! with over 2200 items sold equaling over $400,000.00 in sales. So any item listed may be the item you receive as 99.9% of people will say they did and be very happy with there purchase. For those that say they received a different item or not as described you are a liar and thief and need to take your business elsewhere because the description is only a vague description and may not be the item you ordered and there will be no refund. For those of you that have an honest concern contact me and it will be handled outside of eBay and PayPal without there interference as I have always done. I am an honest hard working man just trying to earn a living and with the $1,300 I was ripped off in July this is no longer an option of just blind eye returns. there is no more returns for anything on eBay that I have listed and described and pictured, it may not be the item you receive! for the honest buyer nothing will change, you will still be taken care off in a timely manner with out any assistance from ebay or paypal. if you can trust over 1600 positive feedbacks then we can do business. If your going to say the perfect fresh water pristine condition jet drive I sent you is now a salt water piece of junk! than that is what you ordered sorry for your loss of my money back in your pocket because all descriptions, pictures may not be the actual item I ship to you! the rest will get exactly what they expected
http://www.ebay.com/itm/nicson-marin...VXnP8K&vxp=mtr

Well, this person certainly put it all out there probably trying to do more than what one can logically do under the restraints.

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Hey! Sidepipes! Sweet! Those factory?

This is one of my favorites in the last while lol. Seriously buddy. Where did you learn to build a motor lol. Hello application...http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/boa/5884938274.html

Better Hurry, this stuff is going fast!

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/c...904370384.html

Is that a trailer or a dock or both? Doesn't matter, it is unfortunately not included... Who would want to part with that!

https://stcloud.craigslist.org/boa/5910876025.html

Gotta preserve this one... redneck ingenuity at its finest:

http://i.imgur.com/0OpWmNM.jpg

So unusual I had to post, If there is a 1976 17 ft boat worth $26,000 maybe this is it. I have no idea... Is a Lycoming an airplane engine or a helicopter? This thing travels across water or ice.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/cs...890368488.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTTzcXSLjhI

Rule number 1 of boat ads- Don't use big words when you don't know the meaning.
Rule number 2- Don't tell us the price is going up in the spring. It's a depreciable asset, not the the Mona Lisa or a '63 split window.

But seriously.. "maliciously maintained"? Is your ex-wife's new boyfriend also your marine mechanic? Are you looking to collect an insurance settlement? How many times exactly, have you left the plug out when launching? The word you were likely looking for is "meticulously", but until told otherwise, we have to assume you were trying to eff stuff up when maintaining it.

From the ad:
2001 customized baja hammer
7.4L 454
LOW HOURS (220)
2nd owner
21 ft
Cubby cabin
Thru hull exhaust
Stainless steel prop
Eagle 1 tandem trailer with electric brakes

Boat is absolutely stunning. Gets looks, compliments and views everywhere it goes. Very fast, loud, powerful machine that has been maliciously maintained and cared for. Everything is perfect on the boat besides very minor cosmetic flaws.

I'm selling this boat for a steal as this is out of season. The price will increase if still for sale during spring/summer season.

http://flint.craigslist.org/boa/5949157600.html

----You would have to aim a loaded gun at me to force me in to that thing, and even then I would have to think about it!........Bill S

I'd bet he typed something close to meticulously and spell check did its thing. Proofing is so very important.

I think there may be an extra zero in here somewhere...

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/boa/5966296517.html

It may be the nicest 77 Nova in the world, but it ain't worth $15K....

Another "price will go up in the spring" ad
 

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/boa/5939811795.html

I guess these tag lines only happen in northern states. What tag lines do you guys down south use? "price will go up after it survives the next hurricane"?

http://westky.craigslist.org/boa/5953686230.html

propulsion type: human Probably not going to be winning any races. Interesting boat for my neck of the woods though.

I believe that boat used to be in MI late 90's-early 2000's, it had 4 refrigerator sized Johnson 300GT V-8 outboards, and before that it was in NY and was painted all black with green/orange graphics on it.

double post

I sold my 1979 250XL with twin 383s for 14,000 a few years ago. There is an ass for every bolster eventually.

Just to preserve the ad:

So the guy is offering to do a $2K rebuild (his numbers, if I'm reading this correctly) and then he'll bump the price $13K. What a bargain.... why do I think we'll see this one on CL again... and again... and again...

Not a boat but one of my absolute favorite CL ads. This guy has had this thing on CL off and on for *at least
* 5 years, maybe longer. Same pics. Same description (or lack of same - he spends more time on the LEDs than on anything mechanical :rolleyes: ). I will say that he has lowered the price slightly over the years. I'm not sure bragging about how you got screwed, err, how much you paid for it does you any good, but hey what do I know.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/5948051865.html

https://fredericksburg.craigslist.or...925624875.html O.K. Here goes, first time I've ever tried to post a link. With that said .....YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH !!!!

"Turn key Boat needs nothing." Well, maybe nothing but a heat gun to remove the hideous wrap. Damn, that thing would scare gators away!

rich kid chopper rage is over. If you were stupid enough to pay 50-100k for a bike a few years ago, get ready for a dose of reality when you go try and sell it. that bike MAY be worth 15k. probably not even that much. The fact that its butt ugly probably doesn't help.

That's the ABSOLUTE TRUTH!! LOL

awesome!!!!