More like your wife doesnt want you to DIE!

All I can say is ........is...ughhhh......I got nothin'

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/boa/4777735725.html

How many flat-brimmed hats are included with this boat?

LMAOOOO

SUP BRAH

That thing has more cup holders than horsepower, and for that reason, im out.

:D

And you guys wonder why flat brimmers arent buying go fasts.......

Flat-brimmers, LOL! My new favorite term!!!

Another Classic for sale.

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/4791103449.html

It's flat billers,not brimmers. lol.

Depends on your area/state. Flat Brimmers and Flat Billers are both used. Either way you just have to love that boat.

Buff that up and ya gots yourself a floating watermelon. Lol

Man...if hulls could tell stories...I'd love to hear what this one has to say...

Not a horrible deal. I've certainly seen worse.
looks like the hulkster is running low on slim jim royalties, and wwf $

help me......help me :cartman:

I'm thinking it would say what psychedelic substance was my painter on.

3rd grade English mustve been really hard for that guy...

Based on the blurry photos, I'm guessing 7th grade photography was no walk in the park, either.

Found a new tow rig for one of you guys...

http://daytona.craigslist.org/pts/4817339320.html

http://images.craigslist.org/00I0I_i...N9_600x450.jpg

92 Chevy Lumina Tr. Good tires, inside and out. Lots of good parts. Needs head, spark plug broken in back head. Still runs and drives, but will need towed to new home. Electric windows work. 1 of 5 Made. Bed under cover not finished. If Not Sold Will Pull Parts Off And Scrap Body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://images.craigslist.org/00Z0Z_k...jG_600x450.jpg

Package deal you cant lose !

I have two boats that I need rid of the biggest boat on the left runs good but the carburetor needs to be cleaned will take $700obo with trailer and the boat to the farthest to left ran last year and when we bought it bk to the dock it just cut off and never started again will take $300 obo without trailer i know neither both has a serious problem, both are miner problems this is why we bought the bought the bout in the middle so we wouldnt have 2 deal with the problems that boat is NOT 4 SALE so don't ask but if you ask I can give u more info if your will also sell both for $850 if want package deal if serious you can also call me at

http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org...817949548.html

I can't tell if that's a classified ad, or a deductive reasoning question from a standardized test....


Cletus has three boats
The biggest boat on the left runs kinda good and costs $700
The boat farthest left is not biggest, does not run, and costs $300
The boat in the middle runs and is not for sale
How many boats are for sale, and what is the total price?
Choose the most appropriate answer:

A. End boats are for sale and Cletus is a jackwagon that doesn't know left from right.

B. It's an optical illusion, $850 for the pair.

C. Yellow. My head hurts. Do you want fries with that?

D. None of the above

C.

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/boa/4819722239.html

Someone snap this gem up

http://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/4821755288.html

http://images.craigslist.org/00x0x_4...Fa_600x450.jpg

1968 chevelle concours rare rare rare - $10000 (New Hartford )

Cracks a helluva drug, lol !

It says " runs great in water" ? What the hell does this mean. Is he saying it runs " ok" out of the water? I never saw anyone waste money like this since ( brewsters millions)

WTH?
:whistle::bong::bong::bong::bong::bong:

Trust me there is someone out there that wants that for a bar or coming out of a wall of a seafood place or something.

classic.....

Agreed for a bar or seafood resto it's great. Have seen pictures of old woodies cut in half or transoms used as bars. Some looked amazing. Cheaper than buying materials and building it.

It's been for sale a long time. I don't think anyone wants that lead paint eatery

That ad is begging for a call on the "middle boat".........like this "stubborn shovel seller" http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=111

A few things:

1. Is Concours the model of the Chevelle or does he just not know what Concours usually means?
2. He might be able to get some good money for that Toyota FJ in the background......people pay stupid money for that stuff!
3. When I see projects like this I always wonder if on day 1 they realized how this was going to end? Had a buddy (non-mechanic type) dismantle a RUNNING, single color 68 Mustang in his garage to "restore it." 8 years later it was a basket case, parts all over the garage, primer everywhere.......that car has been apart now about 15 years and destroyed the usability of the garage for 15 years! Worst part is garage faced west (afternoon sun was brutal) so it wasn't ever going to be an "after work" project because it was too hot out there!

The rarity he speaks of is that the optioned V8 with a 3rd row seat was only manufactured in a quantity of 505 that year. Otherwise optioned that particular wagon was sold in significant quantities,

Sadly rarity doesent always mean money. I know first hand.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Unique-UFO-F...wer_Motorboats


wat u think?

Unique opportunity to own a very unusual boat. We hate to have to sell our Crash Pad Area 51-1/2 but unfortunately we must. The UFO (Unidentified Floating Object) has a round settee which makes into a bed. Granite royal blue counter top with simi-circle seating area that the table comes down and turns into the bed. Seats 6 people and changed to bed sleeps 2 persons. Head & shower. Hidden fridge that will freeze ice cream, air conditioning, underwater window, round panoramic windows all the way around (!awesome!). Really an incredibly fun boat to own. I bought this boat as a cool hangout for my boys which it served is purpose well. Asking $60,000. Original cost was $120,000. Aquasphere's were built South Korea so few ever made their way to the US. The only other one in the US I've heard of is apparently owned by Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn. This is an exceptionally built boat!

Does not include surrounding deck or motor. 15hp Mercury can be included with controls for an additional $10000.


15 HP motor with controls for 10K? No trailer included either?

Interesting that Kurt Russell (former offshore racer) saw that this was so great to have that he bought the other one!

I think $10,000 for this is even more interesting...

15hp Mercury can be included with controls for an additional $10000

Not funny, but pretty cool, check this out

http://lakeland.craigslist.org/clt/4812765069.html

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ROLLS ROYCE MERLIN V-12 AIRCRAFT ENGINE FS - WWII FIGHTER AIRCRAFT

V-12 ROLLS ROYCE MERLIN WWII FIGHTER AIRCRAFT ENGINE FOR SALE

For Sale as a spare for Vintage WWII Spitfire or Hurricane aircraft, etc.
or, use it as an 1,100 HP "super-engine" for any project you may wish.

This is our family's last Rolls Royce Merlin V-12 Aircraft engine out of our Estate.

This engine belonged to our late Father. This Engine has been borescoped and the report we received with the engine rated it as "good condition". It is presently mounted on an original Military wooden stand and comes with it's history and paperwork.

This specific engine type was fitted to WWII Allied Fighters, such as the Supermarine Spitfire and Hawker Hurricane. This engine may also have been fitted to the British Avro Lancaster (4 engine heavy bomber), etc.

This engine has been in indoor, heated, secure storage since 2004 and has not been touched in that time. All serial numbers match.

Air Ministry No. A117840 is stamped on the crankcase. This engine was built 13 December 1937, tested 18 December 1937 and despatched to No.4 MU Ruislip on 22 December 1937. A117840 was part of an order under contract 547803/36 for 2854 Merlin engines.

We have been advised that few of these engines remain, worldwide, and their numbers are fewer every month. We have been unable to find another for sale the past 24 months.

Engine is sold "As-Is" and "Where Is" please.

All cash offers on this engine will be considered.

We would only like to hear from serious, capable Buyers who clearly understand what is for sale and have the ability to pay, pick up and ship.

We have bank references available to the Buyer.

Please email your interest and we will reply asap.

We will be glad to email larger-pixel PHOTOS to you when WITH our REPLY to you.

Thank you

Now that thing is bad ass. I'd take a pair of those over a Merc 1300 any day of the week

Did a quick search...he's right not many around. Found a couple listings but they were old listings as he said. I did however find this bad boy that will be running one... http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/a...ire-2014-05-20

Very cool....Im not sure where you would try and sell something like that but the Lakeland Fla CL doesnt seem like the best place. Hopefully they have it listed in some military mags and theyre not going all in with that add.