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dockrocker 06-26-2014 04:07 PM

Craigslist Gold!
 
OK, folks, we've all seen it - that "special" boat that pops up on Craigslist. You know the one, ratted out interior, custom (paint) brushed graphics, almost matching engines and oil changed just this decade - get it NOW for only $50K! And it will run 190 in reverse! This thread is to preserve and share those ads that are just gold.

I'd propose that the following guidelines:

1. Include a link to the original ad
2. Cut and paste the ad into a quote in your post, on the off chance that the original ad goes away - we want to preserve the humor for future generations!
3. If you can include pics, great, if not we'll just use our imagination

Happy shopping!

Here is an example to kick us off:



79 Cigarette Misstress35 ALL OR PARTS - $12500 (warren)

http://i.imgur.com/rULnvtp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kJFHKCi.jpg http://i.imgur.com/URfUItV.jpg

this Boat is for sale as is. It has been vandalized/ parts stolen, was running when parked. Cyclone tall deck 496 500hp plus engs and Super Speed Master #3 outdrives 80 plus MPH BOAT. Kevlar hull, rock solid boat, stand up bolsters and rear seat needs re- upholstering /weathered, interior is mint(teak) . This boat was built for racing not just a sport cruiser. View the pictures and IF you are interested in buying not just looking call me. No low ballers or B S. If you know what you are looking at this boat still has a shot or at the very least an excellent donor towards fixing another. The trailer is custom made by me show contact info Ted WILL CONSIDER TRADES

this boat will part for 20k plus the hull and the trailer, lets see what you need

Sorry, no pics of the "mint" interior, but I'm sure it is just as awesome as the rest of the boat.

Fast Shafts 06-26-2014 04:23 PM

Did Cigarette use Kevlar on production boats in 1979?

fastdonzi 06-26-2014 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by Fast Shafts (Post 4144410)
Did Cigarette use Kevlar on production boats in 1979?

No....The first Kevlar on that street (188th st) was at Cougar for Ross Perot's boat around 1983

dockrocker 06-26-2014 06:07 PM

Definitely look like some 500 hp mills to me!

ICDEDPPL 06-26-2014 06:14 PM

Thanx for saving the post.

The guy loves text so if anyone has any qyestions please don`t hesitate to text: :D

starts at post #23


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/c...ss-ad-wow.html

ItsPeanut 06-27-2014 07:56 AM

Somebody else please text him!!

TooLateVTEC 06-27-2014 08:55 AM

Come getcha a project boat!

http://lynchburg.craigslist.org/boa/4497339234.html

LOL

http://images.craigslist.org/00d0d_9...Ua_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/01717_c...Mi_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00N0N_d...jb_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00707_e...Ot_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00t0t_6...bx_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00l0l_2...nj_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00k0k_E...IQ_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00808_k...4S_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00t0t_9...P4_600x450.jpg

http://images.craigslist.org/00000_j...rm_600x450.jpg

Gladhe8er 06-27-2014 09:06 AM


Originally Posted by ICDEDPPL (Post 4144452)
Thanx for saving the post.

The guy loves text so if anyone has any qyestions please don`t hesitate to text: :D

starts at post #23


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/c...ss-ad-wow.html

Damn! You really jacked him up LOL

TriPaC87 06-27-2014 09:09 AM

I think this has been posted here before, but oh well!

https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5194/...b9d2bfb7_c.jpg by

thirdchildhood 06-27-2014 09:18 AM

Bet someone got a great deal on this creampuff:
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps2a749ef7.jpg


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