OT:Finding/eradicating the Taliban
 

The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda
> out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the
> ASF (Alabama Special Forces.)
>
> Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior
> are being sent in with the following information about
> the Taliban:
>
> 1. There is no limit.
> 2. The season opened last weekend.
> 3. They taste just like chicken.
> 4. They hate beer,fishing, pickup trucks, country music,and Jesus.
> 5. Some are q u e e r.
> 6. They don't like barbecue.
> 7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
>
> We estimate it should be over in just about a week.