More Laws I Never Heard of....
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More Laws I Never Heard of....
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having
sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two
minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according
to an Illinois state law.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or
hunting on your wedding day.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city
streets.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have
sex without a permit.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two
people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his
wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver
inside a toll booth.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish
their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two
feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the
floor between the beds.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the
city's airport property.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex
with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges,
the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man
does not receive any punishment.
No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk,
Virginia.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a
virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered
illegal.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to
parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer
while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make
love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front
yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon
table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a
clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no
couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the
horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty
Corner, New Jersey law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should
engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has
curtains.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather
shoes.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female
partner is having a sexual orgasm.
sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two
minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according
to an Illinois state law.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or
hunting on your wedding day.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city
streets.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have
sex without a permit.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two
people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his
wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver
inside a toll booth.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish
their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two
feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the
floor between the beds.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the
city's airport property.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex
with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges,
the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man
does not receive any punishment.
No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk,
Virginia.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a
virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered
illegal.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to
parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer
while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make
love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front
yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon
table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a
clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no
couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the
horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty
Corner, New Jersey law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should
engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has
curtains.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather
shoes.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female
partner is having a sexual orgasm.
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Re: More Laws I Never Heard of....
Originally posted by sharkeymarine
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
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