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Old 08-27-2002, 04:55 PM
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I decided to try horseback riding, even though I had no lessons or prior experience. I mounted the horse unassisted and the horse immediately sprang into motion. It galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but I began to slip from the saddle. In terror, I grabbed for the horse's mane, but I couldn't get a firm grip. I tried to throw my arms around the horse's neck, but I slid down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse galloped along, seemingly ignorant of me slipping off.

Finally, I gave up my grip, and I attempted to leap away from the horse and throw myself to safety. Unfortunately, my foot became entangled in the stirrup, and I was then at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as my head was struck against the ground over and over. As my head was battered against the ground, and I was moments away from unconsciousness when to my great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, saw me and unpluged the horse.
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This only happens to blondes.

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ROFLMAO

and I was just thinking as I was reading, "Poor baby. I will send a condolence note even though I have never met her..."
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Just when I was really beginning to feel sorry for you...along came Bobby . Oh well got me good
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Old 08-27-2002, 05:56 PM
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Feeding the horse some more quarters ??

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ROTFLMAO!!!!
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You got us Tracy! Good one.
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Yep, You had me going too.

Wheres the pictures of LOTO?

Did Todd find out anything about the motor yet?
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I can't stand horses either. Living ones or plastic ones. I've been thrown, bitten, stepped on, leaned against, and cr#pped on by them. Only good for glue, I say.

Give me horsePOWER.
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