Like Tree0Likes

OT: Hump Day Humor Classic - "Hillbilly Honeymoon"

Reply
Old 08-28-2002, 02:49 PM
  #1
Registered
Thread Starter
 
Risk Taker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: New Hampshuu !!
Posts: 2,808
Talking OT: Hump Day Humor Classic - "Hillbilly Honeymoon"

A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready.

The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."

The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house. When he gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."

The son says, "Daddy, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a virgin."

"Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"

Risk Taker is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2002, 03:09 PM
  #2
Offshore Addiction
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2002, 03:27 PM
  #3
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
 
CigDaze's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
My Boats: Cigarette 35 Cafe Racer
Posts: 21,346
Default

LMFAO
CigDaze is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2002, 03:55 PM
  #4
Official OSO boat whore
Charter Member
Trade Score: (2)
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Mequon, WI
My Boats: 8' row boat
Posts: 6,157
Default

Cord is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2002, 04:02 PM
  #5
Registered
 
Tonto's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 1,782
Default

I thought that you posted that a little earlier
Tonto is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2002, 04:11 PM
  #6
Registered
Thread Starter
 
Risk Taker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: New Hampshuu !!
Posts: 2,808
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Tonto
I thought that you posted that a little earlier
Robert - you keepin' tabs on my jokes now...... . That's why it's a CLASSIC.....it's been shown before....
Risk Taker is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2002, 04:30 PM
  #7
Uncle Toys
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2002, 04:38 PM
  #8
Registered
 
RUSSSR1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Arlington Hts. Il.
My Boats: 38 Cig Flatdeck
Posts: 693
Default

Hollllyyyy chit
RUSSSR1 is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2002, 04:38 PM
  #9
WES311SR1
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Talking

GOOD ONE
 
Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2002, 04:41 PM
  #10
Member #9
Charter Member
 
hp500efi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pewaukee, WI
Posts: 4,269
Default

is right
__________________
Member of the Liquid Jungle
hp500efi is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply

Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Risk Taker
General Boating Discussion
2
08-21-2002 12:51 PM
Risk Taker
General Boating Discussion
8
08-07-2002 06:09 PM
Risk Taker
General Boating Discussion
5
07-31-2002 05:15 PM
Risk Taker
General Boating Discussion
5
06-26-2002 12:21 PM
Chris288
General Boating Discussion
3
05-08-2002 09:54 AM



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:30 PM.


Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.