OT: Today's Humor Classic !!
 

This is one of my all-time favorites......


A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
Sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy says, "Well, yes I am, but, if I had asked for Italian Sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Sausage, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I wanted a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

The guy, quite upset, says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish Sausage?"

The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."

:eek: :D :D :rolleyes:

:D :D :D

GREAT OLD JOKE !

An oldie, but still a goodie... :D :D :p