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Velocity Vector 12-19-2014 12:56 AM

Cool Clock
 
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
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Biff 12-19-2014 10:17 AM

Isn't Liberalism Great
 

Originally Posted by Velocity Vector (Post 4236966)
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
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We are doomed unless we(everyone) put our foots down and do something about this out of control government.

Voting doesn't seem to do anything, they do exactly the opposite of what they campaign on.

I guess the only thing left to do is, drink beer...

Velocity Vector 12-19-2014 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by Biff (Post 4237097)
We are doomed unless we(everyone) put our foots down and do something about this out of control government.

Voting doesn't seem to do anything, they do exactly the opposite of what they campaign on.

I guess the only thing left to do is, drink beer...

Better set you up a small brewery on solar power because when the US goes belly up you cant buy electricity and or beer anymore.

Velocity Vector 12-20-2014 05:07 PM

Clocks in Heaven

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

sutphen 30 12-20-2014 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by Velocity Vector (Post 4237721)
Clocks in Heaven

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

now thats was good and sad at the same time.


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