Offshore Simulator
 

Does anyone know of an Offshore racing video game or boating simulator?
May help get thru the winter.

I know there are really good flight simulators out there, thought maybe there was a boating app.

Grand theft auto 5 has some offshore and pwc action...

http://youtu.be/HAztjPgWzUQ

Check out this video - the bouncing female ( . ) ( . ) is a nice bonus!

There is another thread on here about killing time during the winter. It's not boat sims but might be worth a look!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/b...offseason.html

That's better than horseback riding. Bouncy bouncy bouncy. Lol

I just hold my breath and go for a ride in my washing machine. Quite realistic. Better yet, I get a free shower out of the deal.

Why don't you just jump off a 8' step ladder throwing 100 dollar bills in the air.

Stand in your shower tearing up 100 bills while someone hits you with a 2X4. Get two people to do it if you want a race simulator.

We usually tell people when they want to know what racing is like, choose the hottest day of the year, drive to the middle of the ocean, shut the engines off and get towed in....throw $100s over the side on the tow in.

How about a machine like a crash car ( the dummy, being us ) slammed into the standard crash wall , rockets forward till your neck cracks, slams from side to side violently, then gets pounded from the underside by a phone pole shot out of the floor. All that happens in a 6 second loop and the loop is repeated for 45 mins. Last summer, I asked my girl if she would like to go out for a lobster roll in the raceboat. Her response: " After your last race baby you asked me for 9 ibuprofens, 1 vicadin , after which you had 16 Bud lights and 3 shots till the pain was gone, Are you F&^*in high! lol I'll drive my car and meet you there." lol