OT: Top 15 Country Songs of 2002
 

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If you Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Knew you So Well
11. I Still Miss you, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring, And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the No. 1 favorite country song is:
I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I Sure Woke Up With A Few

I give those the coveted Laveyman's :D :D :D :D :D 's. I can relate to all too many of those!!! Thanks for making me ROFLMFAO!!!

LMAO:D :D :D

[Love the quote Laveyman]:D

Woo Hooo, five :D 's fron Laveyman!!!!
Glad I could brighten your day.:)

:D :D :D :D - Good for bumper stickers too!!!

iggy ; i think you have been drinking at the "BARN " in sanford too much. :p

:D :D I think #11 and #5 are my favorite!!:D :D

a couple more ….[list=1][*]I can't get over you till you get out from under me.[*]Get you tongue out of my mouth cause' I'm kissin you goodbye.[*]They'll find her when the leaves blow away, cause I aint rakin' til spring.[/list=1]

LOL!!!!!!!!
:D :p :D

Clint marries an identical twin, and less than a year later, he's in court filing for a divorce.
The judge says, "Tell me why you want a divorce."
Clint says, "My sister-in-law is always at our house visiting, and since she and my wife look so much alike, every once in a while I wind up making love to her by mistake."
The judge says, "Surely there must be some difference between the two women."
Clint says, "You'd better believe there is a difference, your Honor. That's why I want a divorce."