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dockrocker 09-12-2002 04:21 PM

OT: Lack of humor around here!
 
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Let's up the humor a bit, OK? Don't want to get The Count riled up now, do we?

thunderdan 09-12-2002 04:23 PM

LMFAO, that is a good one....
a one, a twooo, a threeeeeee...:D :D :D

bajadude 09-12-2002 04:40 PM

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:eek:
OK, try this one on for size (pun intended)

Make up your won captions:D :D :D Gives new meaning to surfing the net doesn't it?

Tbonepmp 09-12-2002 05:12 PM

I THINK I SEE A PB & J SANDWICH UNDER HIS LEFT TIT!!!!!!
MAN THAT IS GROSS... HOW COULD YOU LET YOURSELF GET THAT FAT...???? :rolleyes: :eek:

ragtop409 09-12-2002 05:17 PM

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baby food?

bajadude 09-12-2002 05:18 PM

He's probably on some teen chat room:eek:

GeeterB 09-12-2002 05:28 PM

Now Now..........

No making fun of Santa in his birthday suit...

He had some gift ideas he wanted to find on-line:) :) :)

SpeedGirl 09-12-2002 07:43 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Tonto 09-12-2002 08:40 PM

I didn't know that they made toilets that were strong enough to hold someone like that off the floor :p :p

Playn 09-12-2002 09:05 PM

Probably filling out his "love connection" profile:rolleyes:

Nagivator 09-12-2002 09:16 PM

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OK Santa has been on a diet lately and wanted you to see how much weight he's lost. He also told me you're all getting a lump of coal for Christmas!

D_Casten 09-12-2002 09:38 PM

http://www.ballscasten.com/700dock/images/teapot.jpg

For Sale one good tea pot. Must sell, need money, make offer.

Ted G 09-12-2002 09:42 PM

Typing feverishly:

" My name is Rex. I'm 6'3" 190 lbs. I like mountain biking, marathons, kick boxing, and long deep tissue massage. I am looking for a SWF, slim, good cook, blind, with her own bag of flour.....:p

cuda 09-12-2002 11:27 PM

Dude is so fat, he broke his leg and gravy ran out!:D

cuda 09-12-2002 11:32 PM

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She's typing back "Petite blonde, enjoys long walks on the beach and bikini contests. Former Miss Arkansas."

D_Casten 09-13-2002 06:57 AM

shes so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Ranman 09-13-2002 08:20 AM

He's so fat I tried to drive around him, but I ran out of gas.

nautigirl 09-13-2002 09:21 AM

First one:D :D :D

Other ones makin me kinda ill!!:p :p :eek:

dockrocker 09-13-2002 10:07 AM

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What the Doritos people don't want you to know: :eek:

CigDaze 09-13-2002 10:16 AM

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:rolleyes:

Tonto 09-13-2002 10:22 AM

Dock,
That is F#%&ING SICK :p

Audiofn 09-13-2002 10:27 AM

Dock that should read before marrage....After Marrage :D:D

Jon

dockrocker 09-13-2002 10:30 AM

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Marriage? You guys want to talk marriage? Here's one for ya - proof that marriage exists among animals:

mxz800 09-13-2002 11:25 AM

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thinks that make you go HUMMMMMM

CJC 09-13-2002 11:28 AM

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As long as you don't break the rules...............

Advantage_Rob 09-13-2002 11:39 AM

That guy is so fat, he's got a smaller fat guy orbiting around him!!

Risk Taker 09-13-2002 11:42 AM

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This sums it all up, I believe:

Milord 09-13-2002 12:18 PM

OMG, I would hate to see some of the **** on your computers. I assume you're only posting the tame stuff! YUCK! :D :D :D :D

wwwTOPDJcom 09-13-2002 12:28 PM

he cant come on my boat I have only 5 Bolster seats
This guys going to need a bench.
talk about using your trim tabs if he starts walking around the
boat could shift all over the place.

CigDaze 09-13-2002 12:51 PM

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:D

CigDaze 09-13-2002 12:53 PM

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:D :D

CigDaze 09-13-2002 12:54 PM

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Oh ya, lots of fun!...

CigDaze 09-13-2002 12:54 PM

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Say Cheese!:D

CigDaze 09-13-2002 12:56 PM

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You don't want to mess with this one...:eek:

mxz800 09-13-2002 01:09 PM

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i guess one of these would be the lighter side:D

bmf 09-13-2002 08:39 PM

:) :D :D :D :D :D LMBO


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