OT- Joke DeJour
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in thereand then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..." The ticket - - $ 95.00 The look on his face - - PRICELESS Sorry Troutly - I couldn't resist ;) |
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Here's Troutly on duty with a "dangerous" perp:
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