OT: Joke du jour II
09-16-2002, 11:59 AM
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OT: Joke du jour II
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her
with these words:
Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came
about. Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast bef you had forgotten in refrigerator.
She had only some worn sndals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style.
She was cold so I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the color dd not suit you.
Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were
perfectly good but too small for you now.
Then when she was about to leave the house she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?"
with these words:
Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came
about. Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast bef you had forgotten in refrigerator.
She had only some worn sndals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style.
She was cold so I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the color dd not suit you.
Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were
perfectly good but too small for you now.
Then when she was about to leave the house she paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?"
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