OT: Hump Day Classic !!
A man with a black eye, boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down. He immediately notices that the man next to him also has a black eye and says, "Hey this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident. I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful large breasts was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, ' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.'...and she socked me a good one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a cup of coffee honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, *****.'" :D:D:D;) |
I hate those freudian slips! :D :D :D
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that guy was sittting at the breakfast table with my ex-wife.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: but i didn't get a black eye :p
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A Laveyman :D :D :D's
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One of my all time favorites :D :D :D :D
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I needed that. GOD its great to be single
:D :D :D :D |
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