Shane

The family that lives across the street from my parents where I grew up had an INTERESTING turn of events the other day. Burt (the father/husband) has always been a gambler and frequented Atlantic City since I was a child. My parents ran into his wife the other day at the Veteranarians Office. They exchanged normal pleasantries and my father asked how Burt was. The wife said he is in the hospital in Atlantic City and we are getting divorced. In shock, my parents asked what happened. Well, it turns out he was with some chick in A/C and she bit his pee pee off! OUCH! I nearly fell out of my chair when my father called and told me! OH, MY, GOD! Unf&*%ing believable! Have any of you members from South Jersey heard about this?

Danny Usnik

But how did he do at the tables?

Shane

Ummm, good question! I'll bet the ***** took everything he had in the room!

mattyboy

talk about going for your balls gambling
man that's a hard one to explain( no punn intended)
"well honey you see.........????

Mattyboy

Phknlwyr

I hope she didn't swallow.

CigDaze

HOLY CHIT!!! What a beeotch!

That's unfugginbelievable!

bajadude

When I was going to college, I worked as an orderly in a Boston hospital. You wouldn't believe the "injuries" we saw.

My favorites were vacuum cleaner and ring injuries

BURNSMAZZ

That is grim dude!Did they sew the stub back on?He can join John Wayne Bobbit and make some porno flicks,Frankenpenis 2, starring Burt the Weiner.

Miller

The real question to me is, was he enjoying himslef before he was bitten???? Also, what did HE DO to get bitten?

Seriously, that SUCKS!

hp500efi

LMAO

Who knows, maybe she is in the hospital as well