A little late on the collision horn
 

That's not a collision horn, I think it's an electronic version of a Norse Gjallarhorn.... Viking invasion! That waitress ought to put down her cell phone and don a chastity belt before pillaging commences.

u no pork here buffet closed u go way now.

That's how cruiser guy does it at loto
Bash into the dock
Then put the fenders out

That Donald Trump campaign really hits the issues.

"And that concludes the tour... don't forget to pick up a souvenir brick or shard of glass in the gift shop."

"Mai pen rai" (doesn't matter)

This stuff happens all the time, you should see how they drive cars here!

RR

I see Ben's helicopter pilot has found a new line of work.