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Old 09-26-2002, 09:13 PM
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No need to explain this one i think....
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Old 09-26-2002, 09:18 PM
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Dam! my cell phone is in there
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Old 09-27-2002, 07:22 AM
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Old 09-27-2002, 08:10 AM
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I wish the tow truck driver would get here.....I'm late for hair appt.
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Old 09-27-2002, 08:17 AM
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1.) But officer....i was only trying to put on my lipstick when i noticed a moist sensation in my lower region.

2.) The new and improved Redneck carwash. only $6.95. Includes tire shine and interior shampoo.
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Old 09-27-2002, 08:25 AM
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I wish I had more bladder control,maybe I should look into depends.

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Old 09-27-2002, 08:30 AM
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Old 09-27-2002, 08:45 AM
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My other car is a boat......oh damn, I should have driven it today!
 
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Old 09-27-2002, 09:12 AM
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Sink Hole? Sink Hole? I thought you said watch out for the Stink Hole!!
 
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Old 09-27-2002, 09:57 AM
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There was a whole bunch of towel heads in there, I hope it goes all the way under before they can get out!!
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