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ursus 10-03-2002 08:34 AM

OT: Worlds funniest joke ?
 
Laughlab did a year of voting/research and this was voted the worlds funniest Joke,,, I didn't Vote for it :rolleyes:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Id give it a 2 at best

Uncle Toys 10-03-2002 11:27 AM

That's the worlds funniest joke :confused:

Steamin Rice 10-03-2002 11:57 AM

I think that Risk Taker has a lot that are better than that......:cool:

Tom 10-03-2002 03:49 PM

___"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us
to attack Iraq. _Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."
- Jay Leno


The rest of the world thinks we are the funniest joke. Too bad we don't seem to get the punch line.

Playn 10-03-2002 04:14 PM


Originally posted by Tom
___"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us
to attack Iraq. _Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."
- Jay Leno


The rest of the world thinks we are the funniest joke. Too bad we don't seem to get the punch line.

SCREW THE REST OF THE WORLD


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