Guess I need a new Cuckoo clock...
 

>The other night I was invited out for a night with "the guys."
>I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
>
>
>Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way
>Too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
>Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
>Started up and cuckooed 3 times.
>
>
>Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9
>times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
>quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a
>possible conflict with her.
>
>The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I
>told her 12:00. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away
>with that one!
>
>Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock
>cuckooed three times, then said, "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times,

>cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
>twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
>

:D :D :D

HW,
Busted! That's funny!!:D :D
MD

:D :D :D
That was good.

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sounds like she has a great sense of humor......cause thats funny