Virus Warning!!!!!
JFL
This is very serious, so read it carefully. Several new viruses > have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the > national system. Beware of... > > 1. THE ALGORE Virus....(Causes your computer to just keep > counting and counting) > > 2. THE CLINTON Virus....(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with > NO memory) > > 3. THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive > out of an old floppy) > > 4. THE LEWINSKY Virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your > computer, then Emails everyone about what it did) > > 5. THE RONALD REAGAN Virus....(Saves your data, but forgets > where it is stored) > > 6. THE MIKE TYSON Virus....(Quits after two bytes) > > 7. THE OPRAH WINFREY Virus....(Your 300mb hard drive shrinks > to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb) > > 8. THE JACK KEVORKIAN Virus...(Deletes all old files) > > 9. THE ELLEN DEGENERES Virus...(Disks can no longer be inserted) > > 10. THE PROZAC Virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your > Processor doesn't care) > > 11. THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO Virus...(Only attacks minor files) > > 12. THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Virus...(Terminates some files, > leaves, but will be back) > > - And my personal favorite... > > 13. THE LORENA BOBBITT Virus...(Reformats your hard drive into > a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows) :D |
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