OT,,Funny,,Actual Job App..
10-27-2002, 05:30 AM
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OT,,Funny,,Actual Job App..
This Job App. made its rounds in the Office,Fri. Maybe some of you have or haven't seen it, but its worth Sharing!!!!
Actual Job App. submitted to a McDonalds in Fla.
NAME: Greg Bullmash
SEX: Not Yet. Still Waiting for the Right Person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company CEO or Vice Pres. But Seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a Position to be Picky, I Wouldn't be Applying here in the First Place.
DESIRED SALARY: 185,000 a year, plus Stock Options and a Micheal Ovitz severance package. If that's not Possible, make me an Offer and we can Haggle.
EDUCATION: yes
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for Middle Management Hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm Worth
REASON FOR LEAVING: It Sucked
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: any PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 pm, Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate enviroment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be Here?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more Appropriate Question here, should be, "Do you have a Car that Runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a Winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?:On the job,No, on my Breaks, Yes.
WHAT YOU LIKE TO BE DOING, IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas,with a Fabulously Wealthy, Dumb, Sexy, Super Model, Riding in my 47 Fountain,,,, Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes, absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
He, got the Job!!!!!!
Actual Job App. submitted to a McDonalds in Fla.
NAME: Greg Bullmash
SEX: Not Yet. Still Waiting for the Right Person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company CEO or Vice Pres. But Seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a Position to be Picky, I Wouldn't be Applying here in the First Place.
DESIRED SALARY: 185,000 a year, plus Stock Options and a Micheal Ovitz severance package. If that's not Possible, make me an Offer and we can Haggle.
EDUCATION: yes
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for Middle Management Hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm Worth
REASON FOR LEAVING: It Sucked
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: any PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 pm, Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate enviroment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be Here?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more Appropriate Question here, should be, "Do you have a Car that Runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a Winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?:On the job,No, on my Breaks, Yes.
WHAT YOU LIKE TO BE DOING, IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas,with a Fabulously Wealthy, Dumb, Sexy, Super Model, Riding in my 47 Fountain,,,, Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes, absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
He, got the Job!!!!!!
