Lose Weight.......Fast!
A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs.
>due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would >ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT >LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed, like hell," he thought to himself. But >desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10-pound weight >loss program. > >The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands >before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but >a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces >herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If >you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off >after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her >and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks >to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" > >The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. > >On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost >10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound >program. > >The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most >stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing >nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If >you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a shot. >This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but >when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is by far the best >he's ever had. > >For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, >on the fifth day he weighs himself and finds that he has lost another 20 >lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order >the 7-day/50-pound program. > >"Are you sure?", asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most >rigorous program." > >"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." > >The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds >Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a >sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can have you." :eek: :D :eek: :D |
I thought you were gonna say..."get a divorce." :D:D:D
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That first picture CJC - Geezzuuss!!!
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CJC
I think I lost 10 pounds just LOOKING at the pictures! Course it's just water weight and will be right back as soon as I re-hydrate... M |
Whats the phone number? How much does the 5 day program cost??
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