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Old 10-13-2002, 11:30 AM
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I am heading to the wedding yesterday. There is this ladie in front of me and I just CAN NOT get around her for the longest time. FINALLY I get around her and I am going down the road and I see a road kill in the road and a ton of birds all around it. Well as I get up close of course all the birds scatter. Well one was not fast enough and it hits the windshield and splat!!! Then the wing is hung up on the windshield wiper!!! So I turn on the windshield wiper and the bird fly's off the car. Great I think. Then I look in the rear view and there is a cope behind me with his flashers on!!!! I look down... Ok I am doing the speed limit but what ever I pull over. I aksed the guy why he pulled me over and are you ready for this..........he said..... You flipped me the bird
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Old 10-13-2002, 12:06 PM
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LOL!!!!!! some old people drive slow. those crazy sailors...... one guy around here drives down the middle of the road at 35 (sl is 60) and if you try to pass, he goes to the left so you cant get aroun him!!
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Heard that one a few weeks ago but it is still funny.
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I got pulled over last week in a little town in a 45mph zone doin 65 he said He told me to slow the ride down and have a good day, no ticket


I think troutly warned all of them not to ticket the OSO punk
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Old 10-13-2002, 01:47 PM
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Got to love a good BS story

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Good thing cows dont fly or you would have been flipping all kinds of Bull ****. NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK. I know thousands of comedians out of work and Im cracking stupid jokes like that. Just couldnt help it
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