O.T....Try this.....
Subject: Fw: Sex Math
This was sent to me. Thought it was rather clever. S E X MATHEMATIC DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1.First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have s e x. (try for more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) 3. NOW....Add 5. 4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator................ 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752.... If you haven't, add 1751......... 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number .... The first digit of this was your original number ( i.e., how many times you want to have s e x each week). The next two numbers are . YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT? |
I had a 4 digit number, but it was still correct.:D
I am less than 100 years old, so you figure it out...:cool: |
Most people have already had their birthday this year so it will be one year off for most.
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523, holy chit, it was right on, pretty cool:D
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Cool..........
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mine was right on at 524.
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Bobby B~ "5" times a week and your OK w/that!?!? LOL!!
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Mark~ You want it 5 times too?!?! LOL!! (Too much info. boys!!) LOL!!!
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Consintracy,
Bobby, tell her, she just doesnt know us southern maryland guys. We thought you meant how many times per girl:D :D :D :eek: JK;) |
Uhhh
I thought this was going to tell me how to actually get sex as many times a week as I wanted. :mad: I already knew how old I was :( I want more sex dammt :D
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so tracy what was your final # |
Hey Mark, Hows the boat doing? i heard you got it back?
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cool,
so who can describe how it works? |
:eek: incredible:D :D :D
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Mine came up with some exponential number; and I am only 28.
:D :D :D |
Piece of cake!;)
If you take the little word problem and put into an equation, it looks like the following, given that "N" is the number of times you want to have sex and "Y" is the year you were born: { [(N x 2) + 5] x 50 } + (1752-Y) Rearrange it a little and it looks like this: [(2N + 5) x 50] + (1752-Y) Using the distributive property, The first term becomes: 100N + 250 + (1752-Y) NOW, notice that 2002(current year) - 1752 = 250... So, subtracting the year you were born from 1752 will yield a negative number which is your age subtracted from 250...I'm 25(1977), so the answer is -225 and so on. Add 250 to that and you're left with your age...... Of course 100N gives you with 100, 200, 300, so on based on the number of times you want to have sex in a week to which your adding your age. :D :D :D |
Daze,
You make me proud to be a Baja owner:D :D :D :D |
Daze..... Seek help!!!! :D:D
Jon |
Audio, I've tried...I got kicked out!:D :D
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Hi Tracy!
That is pretty cool. The guy that got 4 digits must want sex 10 times a week. Kirk |
Daze........WOW! Swallow a calculous book last night?:p ;)
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Wild!!!! It worked for me and also for four co-workers who did the test also.
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Originally posted by Audiofn Daze..... Seek help!!!! :D:D Jon |
LoL.....NUNYA!!!:D
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