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Old 10-16-2002, 09:23 AM
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Subject: Fw: Sex Math


This was sent to me. Thought it was rather clever.

S E X MATHEMATIC


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1.First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
to have s e x. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. NOW....Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the
calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752....

If you haven't, add 1751.........

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number ....

The first digit of this was your original number
( i.e., how many times you
want to have s e x each week).

The next two numbers are .

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK,
SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?
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I had a 4 digit number, but it was still correct.

I am less than 100 years old, so you figure it out...
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Most people have already had their birthday this year so it will be one year off for most.
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523, holy chit, it was right on, pretty cool
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Cool..........
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mine was right on at 524.
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Bobby B~ "5" times a week and your OK w/that!?!? LOL!!
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Mark~ You want it 5 times too?!?! LOL!! (Too much info. boys!!) LOL!!!
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Consintracy,

Bobby, tell her, she just doesnt know us southern maryland guys. We thought you meant how many times per girl

JK

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I thought this was going to tell me how to actually get sex as many times a week as I wanted. I already knew how old I was I want more sex dammt
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