Just in time for the weekend!
 

This always works for me. :D :D


Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to
the
other
> >>and says, " You know, I don't know what else to do.
> >>Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights
> >>off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast
into
> >>the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I
sneak up
> >>the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and
my
wife
> >>STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
> >>
> >>His buddy looks at him and says, " Well, you're obviously taking
the
wrong
> >>approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps,
> >>throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass
and
say,
> >>"Who's horny.....?!!!" and she always acts like she's sound
asleep!"

I'll have to try this tonight!!!!:D :D