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Old 10-28-2002, 09:41 AM
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The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and
walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands
and as they walk, the Saudi says, "You know, I have a question about
America."

President Bush says, "Well, your Excellency, if there's anything I can do
to answer it, I certainly will."

The Saudi whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there
are Russians, Negroes, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset.
He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

President Bush laughs, leans toward the Saudi Ambassador, and whispers
back, "It's because it takes place in the future...."
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Old 10-28-2002, 09:48 AM
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Old 10-28-2002, 10:17 AM
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WHAT ABOUT THE JETSON'S , WHAT WOULD ELROY DO ?
 
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LOL BIG TIME!!!!

Goes back to the punch line: "that's cause we haven't played Cowboys and Arabs yet".
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LOL! at both
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