Lucididee

So are these all the basic rules I need to understand men?

25 Rules For Women to Understand Men
1. Learn to work the toilet seat! If it’s up don’t come tell us about it, put it down yourself!
2. Don’t cut your hair. EVER!
3. Don’t make us guess! We hate that!
4. If you ask a question you don’t want the answer too, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
5. Sometimes we’re nothing about you. You must learn to live with it!
6. We’re never thinking about “the relationship”!
7. Get rid of your cat. No, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat!
8. Dogs are better than any cat. PERIOD!
9. SUNDAY = SPORTS
10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time
11. Anything you wear is fine. REALLY, it is!
12. You have enough clothes!
13. You have too many shoes!
14. Crying is blackmail!!!!!!!!! Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
15. You’re brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want! Subtle hints don’t work.
17. No we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar because you have too many of them!
18. Share the bathroom!
19. Share the closet!
20. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem! See a doctor!
22. Nothing says I love you like sex in the morning.
23. Foreigner films are best left for FOREIGNERS!
24. Check your own oil!
25. Don’t give us 50 rules when 25 rules will do!

Gearhead99

Like that one. Printing it out and passing it out as I type.

kitten

Now, you've gone too far!! LOL

Chris288

Radio edit,,,, Sunday = BOATING !!

florida gator

Pretty much. Next time you're with a group of friends share this with them.

Lucididee

Sorry kitten