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Jupiter Sunsation 09-03-2018 08:39 AM

Candyman Cig?
 
The comments below the video were classic!

CigaretteSam 09-03-2018 08:46 AM

Anyone notice all the plastic cups and garbage fly out of the boat around 2:49 seconds in? Besides that, boat sounds good! With all the money spent on upgrades they couldn't do the interior?

Craney 09-03-2018 09:25 AM

Sometimes it’s best not to say anything,natural selection will happen.

marks86 09-03-2018 10:36 AM

Hopefully that guy has enough money/brains to have the boat professionally maintained

1MOSES1 09-03-2018 10:37 AM

Natural selection is right...

idk who is dumber...the driver for sitting on top of the seat and smashing the throttles ... or the girls for trusting the operator. Idiots.

CigaretteSam 09-03-2018 11:24 AM

Another

Padraig 09-03-2018 11:49 AM

Reminds me of the Fountain video where all the passengers were smashed.
What an idiot!

Padraig

Cash Bar 09-03-2018 01:06 PM

He bought Jon Parks' old Cigarette that was almost a twin to mine. Had it wrapped in gold/blk. It's friggin horrible. He is apparently like the Hugh Hefner of Australia.

endeavor1 09-03-2018 01:31 PM

He may be a douche, but he’s living a hell of a life it appears:bananalove:

bigfarmer 09-03-2018 04:47 PM

Last video I've seen from his IG video he redid the cockpit and cabin in all black and gold, Both engines have been rebuilt as i heard it chewed up a cam. All he's doing by posting these videos is making it easy for one of these girls lawyers to make a cold cut case against him when something horrible goes wrong.

Jupiter Sunsation 09-03-2018 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by Cash Bar (Post 4647027)
He bought Jon Parks' old Cigarette that was almost a twin to mine. Had it wrapped in gold/blk. It's friggin horrible. He is apparently like the Hugh Hefner of Australia.

He catches a ton of bad press......he likes the Hugh reference but in reality this guy has inherited a tobacco company from his parents. I never heard of the guy before I saw his video today.

With that haircut and look I can't believe he didn't buy a Fountain!

PigNaPoke 09-03-2018 05:16 PM

Cig looks better black and gold... guy is enjoying his money. :evilb:

Only thing I noticed was the girl hanging her leg off the port side while running... but I am sure he doesnt give a damn what I think.

Speedracer29 09-03-2018 05:29 PM

Second video- The white framed sunglasses and the fedora.... Do those come with the purchase of a Cigarette or are they extra? asking for a friend...

thisistank 09-03-2018 06:37 PM

I get stupid chills every time I watch this dudes videos.


Can't believe no one commented on the two girls riding on the deck with the hatches up while the boat appears to be running in excess of 40. All the other stuff is dumb but that is just straight forward deathly dangerous.

rak rua 09-03-2018 07:32 PM

All the same criticisms (which I agree with) came up when one of his employees posted here looking for help on the set up and running of the boat. There's a little bit of envy from some of us I suspect but here's the punch line from PigNaPoke........


Originally Posted by PigNaPoke (Post 4647060)
...................... but I am sure he doesnt give a damn what I think.

You can search/google him, his website is shameless :)

sprsptr 09-04-2018 08:42 AM

He is certainly living someone's idea of a dream - You guys are wankers! LOL

B38 09-04-2018 02:29 PM

I'm so jealous, man with most toys and *****es wins. Lol

Nice Pair 09-04-2018 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by B38 (Post 4647257)
I'm so jealous, man with most toys and *****es wins. Lol

Not jealous at all, I look like a dip**** in a fedora. ;-)

sleev-les 09-05-2018 06:00 AM

Money and women don't make up for the sheer stupidity of that guy. I'd be shocked if he ever ran that boat in a safe manner.

Wildman_grafix 09-05-2018 08:03 AM


Originally Posted by sleev-les (Post 4647370)
Money and women don't make up for the sheer stupidity of that guy. I'd be shocked if he ever ran that boat in a safe manner.

Just another rich kid/ man,,,,,,,,,,,,, take the inherited money away and see where he (and the women) would be.

Interceptor 09-05-2018 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by Speedracer29 (Post 4647062)
Second video- The white framed sunglasses and the fedora.... Do those come with the purchase of a Cigarette or are they extra? asking for a friend...

Don't forget the wife beater. Kid Rock look.

ROB FREEMAN 09-05-2018 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by thisistank (Post 4647072)
I get stupid chills every time I watch this dudes videos.


Can't believe no one commented on the two girls riding on the deck with the hatches up while the boat appears to be running in excess of 40. All the other stuff is dumb but that is just straight forward deathly dangerous.

exactly wouldn't make it on plane in wi ,, big ****ing ticket

ROB FREEMAN 09-05-2018 05:48 PM

dem some hot ass *****es as far as im concearned . id share any of them with my wife …. lol

Lookinup 09-05-2018 06:36 PM

If I had that kind of money and was literally swimming in ass, I'd be a careless douche too...

Baja Rooster 09-05-2018 06:39 PM

I’m a big enough douche with a Baja Islander. Just imagine if I had that much free time and money.

lucky strike 09-05-2018 06:54 PM


Originally Posted by Baja Rooster (Post 4647557)
I’m a big enough douche with a Baja Islander. Just imagine if I had that much free time and money.

Now that's a classic!!

CigaretteSam 09-05-2018 07:02 PM

One last video....looks like hes wearing kill switch lanyard.

thisistank 09-05-2018 07:09 PM

maybe someday he'll learn how to run that boat. Or not.

Watching those videos is like watching a train wreck; just can't look away as you cringe.

SB 09-05-2018 07:19 PM

:)
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...819fddba1d.jpg

flat rate 09-05-2018 07:36 PM

So does he think he looks cool sitting on the back of the bolster while driving? How the f%*k you crank it on like that?

ttuton 09-05-2018 08:55 PM

Is he that short that he has to sit on the back of the bolster? Wtf?

ROB FREEMAN 09-05-2018 09:46 PM

well I believe he played in the AFL, appears to be quite fit ,so I don't think hes all that short , got some big bank , a lot of ego , n a ton of snatch ,,, not a bad life , I like men friends too , cause women are nice to look at ,n play with , but face it, some, a lot actually just get boring to spend to much time with , it would drive me nuts I think quite frankly ,,,

rak rua 09-05-2018 10:41 PM

Not defending him, the way he drives his boat but on the Gold Coast in Australia, it's very different to anything in the U.S.
There is nowhere close to the number of high performance boats you guys see every day so a big loud Cigarette stands out and generally their owners like to stand out too.

Looks like he's running on The Broadwater which is a fairly protected and placid waterway. It can get busy with small craft but the real water is outside the protected bar. I'd like to see the boat running outside in the ocean, maybe he'd get off the back of the seat for that!

The Candyman was an Aussie rules football player and these guys are incredibly fit and their whole sport is about being noticed. Girls want to be associated with football players so he had a big head start into his current lifestyle. Having modeled for a while in the U.S. and falling ass backward into money would have been like handing booze to an alcoholic.

He's a good looking fit guy with a bundle of cash, that's probably all he knows and all he cares about. I'd like to see him operating his boat sensibly but as long as there's a chance someone will take a photo/video and post it somewhere, he's gonna be playing the role. It's a 'Stickman's' role and he deserves an Oscar for the way he plays it. :)

RR.

P.S. Exactly what ROB FREEMAN said above and I believe the Candyman is 6'.

marks86 09-06-2018 07:20 AM


Originally Posted by SB (Post 4647574)

this is the only relevance to this thread. O and the cig is pretty nice too. Everything else is useless.

Quinlan 09-06-2018 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by Baja Rooster (Post 4647557)
I’m a big enough douche with a Baja Islander. Just imagine if I had that much free time and money.


Gotta be up for Post of the Year:cool-smiley-027:

TopSpin80 09-06-2018 04:29 PM

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...143ee5cc09.jpg
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...2e3f408ce9.jpg
In the latest video posted,
1. He's wearing a lanyard, and when running hard standing in the bolster instead of sitting on top of it.
2. He's alone when running like that and doesn't have a boatload of guests
3. What is up with the paint coming off the bottom?

Baja Rooster 09-06-2018 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 4647817)
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...143ee5cc09.jpg
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...2e3f408ce9.jpg
In the latest video posted,
1. He's wearing a lanyard, and when running hard standing in the bolster instead of sitting on top of it.
2. He's alone when running like that and doesn't have a boatload of guests
3. What is up with the paint coming off the bottom?


My guess would be all of those sand bars that he’s bangin’ on.

thisistank 09-06-2018 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 4647817)
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...143ee5cc09.jpg
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...2e3f408ce9.jpg
In the latest video posted,
1. He's wearing a lanyard, and when running hard standing in the bolster instead of sitting on top of it.
2. He's alone when running like that and doesn't have a boatload of guests
3. What is up with the paint coming off the bottom?

its a wrap.

boatlessatm 09-06-2018 08:10 PM

Not inherited money. Family business which he took over and has grown.

Actually quiet a smart guy. In Australia like most countries advertising of cigarettes isn’t allowed. He has exploited a loophole in the legislation by promoting his business by his lifestyle and parties that he holds.

rak rua 10-06-2018 07:54 AM

Quietly sitting at home last night, I saw something that made me think of this thread and the Candyman driving his boat........


https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.off...258e6c201e.jpg



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