Thursday
 

> > A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi
at
> the
> > airport after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby
if
> he
> > would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair,
and
> > expected to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed to be a
> witness.
> >
> > Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
> > bedroom. The husband flipped on the lights, pulled the blanket back and
> there
> > was his wife in bed with another man.
> >
> > The husband put his gun to the man's head, and the wife shouted, "Don't
do
> > it! This man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the
> Corvette I
> > said I bought for you? He did! Who do you think paid for our new
cabin
> > cruiser? He did! Who do you think pays our monthly country club dues
> you
> > believe I budget for? He does!"
> >
> > The husband, looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do
in
> a
> > case like this?"
> >
> > The cabby said, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches
cold."

LOL:D :D :D :D

GOODUN!:D :D :D