OT: Things NEVER said by Southerners !!
 

With all due respect, of course........:D ;)

40. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

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that chit ain't funny man......wadda mean wasslin's fake ??

Thats Rasslin' not wasslin' there Elmer.

You forgot "Has anyone seen my toothbrush??"

Southern seven coarse meal........

A opossum and a 6-pack :D :D

Robert

Waterfoul,
Don't knock the tooth brush! Did you know toothpaste was developed in the south??? I believe it was Alabama.
I mean , after all , if it were developed anywhere else it would have been called TEETHpaste:D :D

opps.....back to hooked on phonics

A fiver.....YYYYYYYEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWW.....:D:D

jealous
 

People in the North don't have.....

1. The Florida Keys
2. The Miami Boat Show
3. Thunder Boat Row

I'll keep dating my sister and yall don't cross the Mason - Dixon - haha ----BH

Re: jealous
 

Brian.....

Lived in Ft. Lauderdale or 9 years......voluntarily moved back up north.....

1.) Married in Key West....go twice a year
2.) Attend EVERY year
3.) Visit on an annual basis

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Risk Taker
Are you going to KW? If so, look me up at the Galleon on the TONTO boat :D
Robert

Hey Robert........

Was scheduled, had all my reservations......the family chit came up for that week (:(:rolleyes: ) so I won't be attending. Was staying at the Hyatt......

Will you be at the Miami show??? If so, let's get together and hoist a few. I'm staying at the Breakwater on SoBe.....:D:cool:.

I don't think I have ever said any of those things.
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GIT REEDY TO DEFEND YORRSELF!! :eek: :eek: :mad:

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You are correct....but i'll take what I "kin git"......:D:D

Guess I can't disagree......this happened less than a mile from my work yesterday.....



Southerner

Don't forget:" we really care how you did it up north" or " gee we would never have made it without all you northerners coming down here to help us poor Fl. natives." not

Brad, LMAO on that one! Thanks. :D :D :D
In retrospect, I bet he wishes he'd just busted a window. :rolleyes:

It's worse than that,
 

That CNN story didn't tell everything. I topped the hill in a residential neighborhood to be turned away by a policewoman. There were two helicopters overhead and about three news vans with their telescopic camera poles extended. Story is that he did that for his mother in law, who was the actual one locked out of the house. After she dialed 911, she moved quite aways away to be inconspicuous. After he was freed and shook many firefighter's hands, they proceeded to get into a shouting match in the front yard..:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Jerry springer style.

Classic! :D