OT: Politically Correct? "Funny"
POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS WHEN REFERRING TO THE FINER TRAITS OF OUR
SPECIES > > HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN > AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: > > She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED > AMERICAN. > > She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY > APPRECIATIVE. > > She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. > > She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION > SUPERHIGHWAY. > > She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED > COMPANION. > > She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.. > > She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY > INCONVENIENCED. > > She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. > > She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY > ENHANCED. > > She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY > REPETITIVE. > > She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. > > She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is > PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. > > She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST > PROVIDER > > > HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT > MEN AND BE > POLITICALLY CORRECT: > > He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a > LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE > FACILITY. > > He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. > > He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES > ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. > > He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. > > He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY > DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. > > He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes > ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. > > He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case > of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. > > He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE > EMPATHY. > > He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY > CHALLENGED. |
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE :)
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So, would I make a rectal-cranial inversion of myself if I were to approcah a chemically inconvenienced, sexually focused, breasted american at a bar and ask "How much for a BJ?" :confused:
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nice....
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