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Sydwayz 11-13-2002 08:41 PM

OK all you GM/Ford/Dodge War guys!
 
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I am ordering one of these hitch-covers to stick on my Avalanche!
:D :D :D :D

obnoxus 11-13-2002 08:56 PM

I LIKE IT !!!!!!!!!

Hot Boat 11-13-2002 09:04 PM

ordering a new 1500 dodge rem quad cab wit the 5.7 hemi 345 hp with a 392 psi read:D

Erie Desire 11-13-2002 09:09 PM

If you like Chevys.. check out this site.

Chevy lovers
:D :D :D :D

R Addiction 11-13-2002 10:35 PM

:D AGREED!!!!!

Sydwayz 11-14-2002 07:03 AM

Troutly, I knew that was coming!

Actually pics are coming. I have done A LOT of work to it; wheels, tires, bed liner, nerf bars, spoiler, rear airbags, grill, lights, K&N, Hypertech, true dual flowmaster exhaust goes on today; and a few more things are on order. It looks, tows, and performs MUCH better than stock.

jb 11-14-2002 07:05 AM

you have to do all that aftermarket work to get it to the level of a ford, hell... even a chevy!

Smitty 11-14-2002 07:51 AM

Be careful you Ford guys---most of the engines in YOUR boats are made by GM/Chevy so don't get too carried away with the bashing!!!:D :D :D :D

Ike 11-14-2002 08:08 AM

I love it!!!

blown formula 11-14-2002 09:07 AM

:rolleyes:
Before the Chevy guys get to gung-ho, they should go to
pickups.com to see a comparison of the Ford 6.0 vs Duramax & Cummins...... it's a Ford wipe out of Duramax & Dodge!!! Independent tested too.:D

25 Eagle 11-14-2002 09:21 AM

The hitch cover will be the only thing on that truck that isn't plastic.

RCM255 11-14-2002 09:59 AM

i'm a Ford guy but these days i save my energy for bashing the ricers.

fred 11-14-2002 10:49 AM

Would that include bashing Chevy Duramax truck owners because the Duramax is a Isuzu motor?. HeHe

dockrocker 11-14-2002 11:04 AM

There's one aftermarket accessory that absolutely "makes" a Chevy Avalanche - A FULL COVER so you don't have to look at the butt-ugly thing!!! :)

OTOH, it's good to see that the guys that styled (and I use the term loosely) the Pontiac Aztek still have jobs...

fred 11-14-2002 11:24 AM

You got that right Dockrocker!!!

Sydwayz 11-14-2002 01:50 PM

LOL, this is great!! OK guys and gals, let it all pour out on this thread.
:D :D :D

As long as nobody says "Your mama is so ugly, she looks like an Avalanche!" .... we can all be friends!

:D :D :D

mopower 11-14-2002 04:15 PM

I heard from a very good source that on a quiet night in Dearborn you can actually HEAR the Fords rusting.:rolleyes:

HyperBaja 11-14-2002 04:40 PM

Ford may rust but it is still better than that Jap Crap all over columbus.

Said by madpoodle on Donzi.net It is good!

Current state of automtive engineering in the US:

The best Ford has done is add wires to the rear
window to clear fog and frost;

Dodge is adding wires under the wipers so they can
be freed when frozen and not burn up the motor.

But Chevy is adding the wire elements to the tailgates and trunk lids on all of their vehicles. Keeps your hands warm while you're pushing!

Sydwayz 11-14-2002 08:00 PM

Just got home with the new dual flowmaster 50s. Damn that thing is loud.

Dock Holiday 11-14-2002 08:35 PM


Originally posted by 25 Eagle
The hitch cover will be the only thing on that truck that isn't plastic.

LMFAO:D

Steve 1 11-14-2002 08:57 PM

DID YOU KNOW THAT FORD HAS A NEW MAGNETIZED BUMPER?
They needed something to pick up the parts that fell off along the way.

License plate holder I saw........."Thank God Ford doesn't build airplanes"

Where do ford owners go for help: FORDS ANONIMUS

Ford...At least they circled the problem.

WHAT'S WORSE THAN DRINKING FROM THE TOLIET?
Driving a Ford


FORD ACRONYMES:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse - French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Found On Roadside's Destroyed
Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forget OutRunning Dale
Found On Railroad Deserted
Found On Railroad Dead
Fools Only Read Directions
First On Repair Dolly
Favorite Of Redneck Drivers
Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords
Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found On Russian Dump
Forfiet On Race Day
:D :D :D :D

Dock Holiday 11-14-2002 09:08 PM

Steve 1

Those are all funny. Let me tell you, I was NEVER a Ford guy. My brother and Dad always drove them and I always gave em hell over it.

Well I get to eat my words now. Like they say, it you cannot beat them, join them.

We are now an all Ford family and LOVE THEM.

2001 Excursion Limited V-10 4 x 4
2002 F-350 Crew Cab Dually Power Stroke Lariat 4 x 4

F - Finest
O - of
R - real
D - diesels

26scarab 11-14-2002 09:30 PM

Sorry Dock ,
Real diesels have 6 cylinders ! ;) Although they come with this thing called a Dodge attached to them :D


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